Manda

Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em... leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em! COL' got to be! Y'know? Shiiiiit.

[Manda @MandroPandro]

Just wondering if rigor tourtise has set in yet? 🤔🐢😏
And before y’all clutch pearls, Mitch McConnell was (is?) a shit human who spent his career take take taking and never helped anyone but himself and his cronies. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Manda @MandroPandro]

@ScottJenningsKY Did… did he talk back?

[Manda @MandroPandro]

"I LOVE AMERICA MORE THAN ANY OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, AND EXACTLY FOR THIS REASON, I INSIST ON THE RIGHT TO CRITICIZE HER PERPETUALLY." - JAMES BALDWIN

Happy 4th Y’all. 🎆❤️🤍💙🎇
Ole ‘Merica - she’s still worth fightin’ for. ✊🏼🇺🇸🗳️

[St. Paul Saints @StPaulSaints]

Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear a #23 Saints jersey.

We are happy to share Lincoln is doing well, and even got some new merch🥹💙

[😼 @dutchessprim]

When I hear they voted MAGA while complaining about gas and grocery prices …

[el Jefé @JefePil]

you’ve been stoned, but have you ever been “OG on good morning America” stoned?

[Manda @MandroPandro]

Congratulations Spike Lee! 🕶️
And New York. 🗽
Oh, and the Knicks! 🏀
#NBAChampionship 🏆

[🌎 Kev_Almighty 🌎 @BigYash_609]

Banger after banger 🔥

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Happy Pride 🌈

[Manda @MandroPandro]

@DKAstrology Luna 🌕

[Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 @LucasSa56947288]

Sean Hannity: "Homicide, rape, sexual assault, sexual assault of minors..."

Justin Jones: "Are you going through Trump's charges?"

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

Reporter: The DOJ has this new fund — $1.7 billion. Why should taxpayers pay for the January 6ers?

Trump: Because in my world, loyalty outranks law. They broke the rules for me, so you pay the bill for them. That’s the transaction.

[Manda @MandroPandro]

@kevin_nealon

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Wars, sky high gas prices and Chinese factories in America.

This what you voted for, MAGA?

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

COLBERT: How dumb do you think it is for people to say that I should run for president?

OBAMA: Well, you know, the bar has changed. I think you would perform significantly better than some folks we've seen.

COLBERT: Is that an endorsement?

OBAMA: It was not

[Kevin Nealon @kevin_nealon]

When my son was 10, he recognized that I was an older father and he was not happy about that, and I never considered that.

I walked into his bedroom one night, I could tell he'd been crying, puffy eyes, tears stained cheek. And I go, what's going on, buddy? Because I don't know his name. I’m never home.

My son said, I've just been thinking, I'm 10 now and you're 63. When I'm 20. You're gonna be 73. When I'm 30. You'll be 83. You won’t be around for a lot of my life. I said. Buddy buddy, buddy. What's his fucking name. I said I’ll be around for a long time. Don't you worry about that.

I'll be around when you graduate. I'll be around when you get married, when you have kids, I’ll be around for all that stuff. You just gotta make it happen in the next four years. Otherwise, yeah, you're probably right. I won't be around. He said, no, I'm serious. Dad.

Dad? he doesn't know my name either.

[rose @wynrosei]

So... just so we're clear... you want me to be afraid of trans women in the women's bathroom because they might be cis men pretending so they can assault women and children... and you think this reflects on... trans women... and not on cis men?

Do I have this correct?

[Manda @MandroPandro]

@Walmart you could reinstate the @UArkansas #Tennis program with the snap of a finger. Those kids deserve to have their sport recognized too. 🎾

[Acyn @Acyn]

Karoline Leavitt to Fox before the WHCD event: There will be some shots fired tonight