Best thing about the Olympics is just sitting in your couch all day and flipping through channels to see the jaw-dropping things that people lucky to be born with certain genes can pull off. All whilst warming your banku and okro.
I’ve clocked that the things Simone Biles and these other gymnasts are doing, we can’t do because of our staple foods. You can’t eat banku and be twisting your body in the air like that. Next thing you know, there’s abenkwan coming out of your nose.