mandy

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Friendly reminder that osama bin laden had this image saved on his hard drive

[mandy @mandy_dimarzio]

Just finished the sopranos for the first time ever and its my new personality trait now

[🇺🇸🇮🇱🇺🇦🕉Stevie Van Zandt☮️💙 @StevieVanZandt]

It wasn’t to settle a salary dispute. He had gotten a big raise and just divided it amongst the cast. He was one of a kind.

[amélie @ephhemere]

girls be like “this is my comfort movie” and it’s gone girl

[mandy @mandy_dimarzio]

I can’t believe this

[comedycentral @ComedyCentral]

Trevor Moore was an incredible talent and a vital member of the Comedy Central family. We will miss him dearly.

[mandy @mandy_dimarzio]

@pricklycherub @page88 i know!!!! it’s such a beautiful unreal story it seems like something they’d make a movie out of

[Virginia Heffernan @page88]

I know it’s a day about the other guy but the story about a Moses-like foundling in the New York subway in 2000 is required Easter reading. 🐣

Stay for all the pictures and try not to cry

https://t.co/zctXZYzIcr

[mandy @mandy_dimarzio]

people who moderate Facebook groups treat that shit like they’re in the navy

[mandy @mandy_dimarzio]

@pricklycherub One time last year there was one in my wet laundry when i was pulling it out to put it in the dryer and it was one of the worst things to ever happen to me

[mandy @mandy_dimarzio]

@pricklycherub Nvm i saw the thread. Imagine wanting to defend milk’s honor that bad

[mandy @mandy_dimarzio]

@pricklycherub dhdhsgsgshhs how did they find your tweet omg

[mandy @mandy_dimarzio]

@pricklycherub I made a red curry and the curry sauce was perfect but i got these rice noodles on sale from city market and cooked them for less time than the package told me to and they overcooked to complete mush!!l

[mandy @mandy_dimarzio]

Is there a worse feeling than spending money to make a meal that ends up tasting like shit? Like I could’ve spent less on takeout

[mandy @mandy_dimarzio]

all i want in life is to purchase a fixer-upper A frame house in the middle of nowhere and renovate it all by myself. that’s ALL i want

[mandy @mandy_dimarzio]

@pricklycherub @lovelymacarena @kDeemzz @violet_radoncic @cauliflower_fan literally every time i drive or walk past it i wonder what it now looks like inside

[mandy @mandy_dimarzio]

@pricklycherub No way

[mandy @mandy_dimarzio]

@pricklycherub @crunchwrap420 johanna would have won the quarter quell

[mandy @mandy_dimarzio]

the movie They Came Together starring Amy Poehler and Paul Rudd is one of my favorite movies and almost no one knows it exists!!!!