Mandy Lambright

I'm not totally convinced that I'm a real person.

[Mandy Lambright @mandy_lambright]

Back on Tinder because my life needs some comedic relief. Fighting the urge to match with every guy whose bio says "don't judge a book by its cover" so I can ask if they swiped right for my personality or the slutty Halloween picture.

[Mandy Lambright @mandy_lambright]

Is there a way to request a specific FedEx delivery person? If so, I'll take the one that works the route down South 14th. He looks like he works (out) hard.

[PetroLedger Financial Services @PetroLedger]

Live from The Barn at the Texas Alliance of Energy Producers Annual Conference! We'll be here until noon, so swing by our booth to get to know our team and pick up some new swag!

[sher🥺 @sherrysworld]

summer is great but personally i can’t wait for fall bc that’s when men finally put their toes away

[Mandy Lambright @mandy_lambright]

My dog and I don't have matching outfits but he gets allergies in the summer and I sunburned the part line on my scalp, so we do have matching dandruff right now which is the next best thing.

[Mandy Lambright @mandy_lambright]

Watched #NotOkayMovie this weekend and now Dylan O'Brien saying "let me get a huggie" is playing on repeat in my head. Please help.

[Maddy Gibbons @RetsMadd]

She's a 10, but she's a 14, an 8, and a 12. She just wants to be able to buy pants online, but clothing sizes for women are bullshit.

[Mandy Lambright @mandy_lambright]

I am ready to fight the sun.

[Mandy Lambright @mandy_lambright]

Robert Irwin is a Hemsworth and you can't convince me otherwise.

[Mandy Lambright @mandy_lambright]

Therapy, but it’s just Joe Keery saying “boobies” to cheer me up when I’m sad.

[Mandy Lambright @mandy_lambright]

Doing a little research to fix my mental health (change my hair) and I've decided I want Jennifer Aniston hair.

Also, Jennifer Aniston body.

Also, Jennifer Aniston face.

I want to be Jennifer Aniston. That is all.

[Mandy Lambright @mandy_lambright]

Well this explains a lot.

[Mandy Lambright @mandy_lambright]

Guess I can take The Handmaid's Tale off of my watchlist.

[Mandy Lambright @mandy_lambright]

Saving for my next recipe.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

A newborn baby has about one cup of blood in its body

[S̲uper H̲uman A̲utomated Y̲odeler @_indica_sky]

I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by mashed potatoes.

[Mandy Lambright @mandy_lambright]

Not to be dramatic, but if they take Steve Harrington from us I will start a riot.

[Mandy Lambright @mandy_lambright]

Self care, but it’s just me watching Robert Irwin’s TikToks when I’m sad.

[Mandy Lambright @mandy_lambright]

Hear me out. The Hunger Games, but tributes are selected from people that order $50+ in a drive thru during the lunch rush.

[Mandy Lambright @mandy_lambright]

Look, I know “abs are made in the kitchen” but so are tacos and that doesn’t really seem fair.