Mandy Candy

[Mandy Candy @mandycandyxox]

#TIL Freddy Mercury was born in Zanzibar.

[Terry Pratchett @terryandrob]

Terry took Death’s arm and followed him through the doors and on to the black desert under the endless night.

[Mike @__MICHAELJ0RDAN]

what does the wind accomplish, other than make me real mad?

[Mandy Candy @mandycandyxox]

My #finalsweek situation right now. “@arresteddev: I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.”

[Mandy Candy @mandycandyxox]

New rule? “@itsjenIawrence: You should be required to read a book for every 10 selfies you take.” #readbooksplease #GiveaBook @Nick_Offerman

[Mandy Candy @mandycandyxox]

#America just keeps outdoing themselves. Don't indict cop for murdering an innocent man on camera but #WeHearYou

[Mandy Candy @mandycandyxox]

My doctor is checking Wikipedia. #IJustNeedAMinute #bishwhet

[Mandy Candy @mandycandyxox]

#CardsAgainstHumanity took #BlackFriday & #CyberMonday to the next level by sellin actual poop. @CAH I love you guys. http://t.co/FNi3X6Z7Ga

[Mandy Candy @mandycandyxox]

You cant tell but my cat and I are very excited to read this!! #GoodReads @MYSADCAT

[Mandy Candy @mandycandyxox]

Today is a "Beyoncé Pad Thai" kind of day... #Warrior #InnerPeace #LetThemWalk @Samyjoe84

[Mandy Candy @mandycandyxox]

Light over Darkness, Knowledge over Ignorance, Good over Evil, Hope over Despair... #HappyDiwali !!!

[Mandy Candy @mandycandyxox]

I have a love/hate relationship with the space flute on Mars. #Caribou @MidniteMagus

[Mandy Candy @mandycandyxox]

"if someone wants to walk out of your life ...let them walk" #i

[Mandy Candy @mandycandyxox]

me trying to accomplish things: http://t.co/qQTVDUKryZ #thestruggleisreal

[Mandy Candy @mandycandyxox]

I'm in a serious, long lasting and very fulfilling relationship with #Netflix... is there a relationship status for that?

[David Mitchell @RealDMitchell]

In my Observer/@ObsNewReview column today, I reflect on how money is an imperfect means of romantic communication. http://t.co/ZaluLBRxEw

[Mandy Candy @mandycandyxox]

Finally someone addressing my concerns of not wantin to go out ever. #RichardAyoade #GadgetMan https://t.co/7exrN1Tudn

[New SAT Questions @TheNewSAT]

#NewSATQuestions
Beyoncé is _______.
a.) Bae
b. Queen
c.) Life
d.) All of the above