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[MirandaPearl @mandyme431]

Because it’s to hilarious not to share with the world @JamesJWest

[MirandaPearl @mandyme431]

My ex has the definition of scum and royalty majorly confused someone help him lol jk don’t he’s a piece of shit

[MirandaPearl @mandyme431]

All I did was drink lol and had some daddy’s but never gave out that sugar.. so happy I’m back to my boring suburban life https://t.co/mmigGNkEzn

[rad @HentaiRadley]

All Minneapolis girls do is drink, go to their bartending job, and search for sugar daddies

[MirandaPearl @mandyme431]

I can’t contain my excitement lollapalooza we’re coming for you!!

[MirandaPearl @mandyme431]

Woke up to pockets full of laffy taffy and condoms and a text from my Uber drive asking me on a date lmao wtf

[MirandaPearl @mandyme431]

My faith in karma has been restored... I never like to see people go through shitty situations but ughhh all I can say is they had it coming..

[MirandaPearl @mandyme431]

I forgot I had a Twitter lol 😂

[MirandaPearl @mandyme431]

When people from Minnesota ask on social media if the Vikings won when every post says skol go Vikings yasssssssss hunnny slay #shedosntevengohere #Minneapolis #vikings

[MirandaPearl @mandyme431]

@alwaysB_RAD Seriously the only game I'll play lol

[MirandaPearl @mandyme431]

@JamesJWest He's the real MVP

[MirandaPearl @mandyme431]

When you politely ask someone to stop fucking with you and they keep fucking with you..

[James West @JamesJWest]

Tell me why my uber turned on some cool ass lights last night and I thought I was on cash cab

[MirandaPearl @mandyme431]

Idk man if the world is blacking out at one on a Monday then so the fuck am I

[MirandaPearl @mandyme431]

Housewives of inver grove heights #2017 tune in @JamesJWest

[MirandaPearl @mandyme431]

Easter always brings me back to the day when @ChloeWickerman asked me to go rollerblading and I busted my shit 😂🐣

[MirandaPearl @mandyme431]

@JamesJWest

[MirandaPearl @mandyme431]

Currently @JamesJWest hitting the wammmmy

[MirandaPearl @mandyme431]

@JamesJWest where she at tho????

[MirandaPearl @mandyme431]

Hitting the whameyyy @JamesJWest