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[Evan Z @MandyMooron]

@Acyn Just when you think Stephen Miller couldn’t get any uglier he goes and opens his hideous mouth

[Evan Z @MandyMooron]

@factpostnews He really puts the fuck in what the fuck

[Evan Z @MandyMooron]

Any casting director would agree that even at 20 he was the perfect prototype for a character that everyone hates and wants to punch in the face

[Evan Z @MandyMooron]

@Acyn Since we’re talking assimilation Stephen Miller belongs in an adult cartoon because he is a talking penis

[Evan Z @MandyMooron]

One thing I firmly believe after all my years on this earth is that religion is a mental illness

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

The antisemitism I’m seeing about Brad Lander today is wild. Unfollowing people I’ve followed for years who’ve lost it, saying he’s the wrong type of Jew and somehow all the Jews who voted for him were tricked into it. Bad shit from a lot of “we’re the normal ones” Democrats.

[Evan Z @MandyMooron]

@washingtonpost I think we all support Tucker Carlson moving to another country and never being heard from again

[Evan Z @MandyMooron]

@YourAnonNews Surely she’s crying for the 9+ pregnant women who’ve died so far after being denied critical healthcare since republicans had Roe v Wade overturned 🖕

[Evan Z @MandyMooron]

@Euan_MacDonald The only thing she might have begged him to do is change his diaper

[Evan Z @MandyMooron]

@ColMoeDavis And in the end we learned that very very often you can and should judge a book by its cover

[Evan Z @MandyMooron]

@Theveripost She really put the glue in gluteus maximus

[Evan Z @MandyMooron]

@notCloutbay Electric chair

[Evan Z @MandyMooron]

@notbotinsk80791 @Variety I live in New York and you are a fool

[Evan Z @MandyMooron]

@PopBase Imagine being a trillionaire and looking like you swallowed a refrigerator

[Evan Z @MandyMooron]

@Variety Sad for him that his money won’t be useful in hell

[Evan Z @MandyMooron]

@SenatorCrossing Hypothetically this woman is on a cocktail of pills that would kill a bear

[Evan Z @MandyMooron]

@RichardAngwin Chop off his middle fingers and throw them at him on his way down

[Evan Z @MandyMooron]

@PaulAustin3w Capgrass Syndrome

[Evan Z @MandyMooron]

@ILoveToTalkFilm My go-to comfort movie for life 💯

[Evan Z @MandyMooron]

@__jahlil__ The weirdest part of GTL is still why did they have to do laundry every single day