Mandy

Political scientist and young diplomat

[psychotruckk @Onlyifyoucouldd]

Niggas use to treat substitute teachers so inhumane for no reason 😭

[princess🪽 @cokebby11]

What’s the drug you took that gave you the best sex

[DJ KAYWISE @djkaywise]

There’s a phase in life where all you do is wait. Nothing works!
I pray for strength for those in the waiting room Amen.

[EVILBEERMAN 🚬 @evilbeerman]

“Dude let’s hangout after work”
Man fuck you im jerking off and going to bed

[Persephone @call_me_sephy]

I love strip teases

[mira ⚢ @jixuis]

Men wont wipe their dicks after peeing then talk about pussy being stinky

[Rico 🔪 @ricosrevenge]

“All men do is lie”

nigga have you not seen a fat girls comment section?

[Kyle “BoJack” Hall @BoJackinOff]

I was 2 girls away from a threesome last night

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

The New York Times: @tmagazine - The Greats Issue 2026 🗞️

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

We don’t need AI, what we need is the ability to turn a PDF back into a word doc without the formatting looking like it survived a plane crash.

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

Girls be like “all men are evil” while having a body count of 142

[Emmiewinnie @Emmie_fly]

Told them I’m 37, and they were like, “No way! You look 32 or 33!”

Meanwhile, I’m actually 24. 😭

[Ellaaaa🌸 @prettyellaaa1_]

getting ur clit rubbed by a dj prolly go crazy, he down there like wikiwikiwiki

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

The worst part about being from a third-world country is watching your potential get consumed by problems that should not exist in the first place.

[emoforsen @emoforsen]

przejebane jest pracować w durex bo twoj szef przychodzi losowo cie wyruchac zeby przetestowac nowe prezerwatywy i to jest wpisane w umowie

[Kadott @Kadotttt]

I stopped getting nervous at a job interview ever since I realized it’s basically a conversation between two liars to the point where who can impress who more

[• @WordsCocoon]

i pray my next birthday finds me in another country.

[Iremide @RxIremide]

Just because it came from someone older doesn't mean it's good advice. 🙂

[ً @artfuIchaos]

the only thing i would do behind your back is look at that ass

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Some fools still think the legacy news is real. Amazing.