Mandy Wheatcroft

I am me!

[Mandy Wheatcroft @MandyWheat1976]

Nicely done @bbceastenders #VEDay80

[Mandy Wheatcroft @MandyWheat1976]

This is absolutely beautiful

[Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker]

PURE HAPPINESS: This 16-year-old girl was disappointed that she missed a Jonas Brothers concert because she was undergoing chemotherapy treatment. But then, she got a surprise right in her hospital room 🫶

[Mandy Wheatcroft @MandyWheat1976]

@SamWheaty Why does he look like Napoleon

[MJ PHOTOGRAPHY @MarcinJ_Photos]

Pompey are League One Champions! 🏆 #pompey #portsmouth #frattonpark https://t.co/uUsw9Du4mo

[Mandy Wheatcroft @MandyWheat1976]

@No1Lounges good afternoon. Is it still possible to purchase vouchers for lounges

[Mandy Wheatcroft @MandyWheat1976]

@FirstPortsmouth Thank you for your response. Not sure if I need a Solentgo Portsmouth or Hampshire

[Mandy Wheatcroft @MandyWheat1976]

@FirstPortsmouth can you help please. Can I travel from Portsmouth yo Fareham on a Solentgo ticket

[Mandy Wheatcroft @MandyWheat1976]

@BrianMcFadden happy birthday & all that jazz.

[Mandy Wheatcroft @MandyWheat1976]

@GeorgiaWheaty

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Before a smear, decided to give myself a spray of something nice down there to smell nice for the nurse. At the smear, legs up in the air and I hear the nurse giggling, which is off putting when her head is down there. Got home to discover I had used glitter spray.

[Mandy Wheatcroft @MandyWheat1976]

@SoVeryBritish To join the queue

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@SamWheaty Thought he had mates round the way he was chatting

[Mandy Wheatcroft @MandyWheat1976]

@Just_Julie78 me in the 90s 🤣

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Remembering with fondness the days before you had a cough

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“It is what it is” says the Brit, as their entire world falls to bits.

[Moral Philosophy @ML_Philosophy]

Do it alone. Do it broke. Do it tired. Do it scared. Just do it.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Booking tickets for a gig, forgetting it’ll gradually get closer and then eventually you’ll have to bloody go.

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“Sorry, my phone was on silent”

(Even though I could see you were calling, this statement remains true)

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Everyone in Britain:

“Yeah, not bad, thanks. Quite quiet, really”

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Yesterday you thought “surely there won’t be another supermarket trip after today” yet here you are.