There is something like this already.
At the Jogimara Caves in Chhattisgarh, a Brahmi inscription (c. 3rd–1st century BCE) reads:
“Sutanuka by name, a Devadasi. The excellent among young men loved her, Devadinna by name, skilled in sculpture.”
“Rakesh loves Pinky” has very ancient roots.
In the middle of Covid, WHO was very pro-active about lowering India's life expectancy from 70.7 years in 2019 to 67.3 years for 2021 (based purely on conjecture). I had pointed out the absurdity of their calculations at that time. It is now April 2025, and they have stopped updating it for the last three years! When your business model is based on hawking human misery, it is must be very difficult to publish in any improvements.
In the latest Varieties of Democracy (V-Dem) Institute's Democracy Report 2025, which assesses 179 countries based on data up to 2024, Nepal and India are ranked as follows:
Nepal: 55th out of 179 countries (LDI score: 0.52). It is classified as an electoral democracy.
India: 100th out of 179 countries (LDI score: 0.29). It is classified as an electoral autocracy and undergoing autocratization.