Sarah Eastep

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

*soccer fades from the minds of millions brigadoon-style*

[Sarah Eastep @maneki]

@AmericanAir 1599

[Sarah Eastep @maneki]

We've been told that our 2 hr late @AmericanAir pilot is somewhere in the airport. Long line at the Auntie Anne's?

[Sarah Eastep @maneki]

Been sitting in a plane on the runway for ~ 2 hrs because this @AmericanAir flight has no pilot. Professional!

[Griffin's Cool 2018 Tweets @griffinmcelroy]

Biingo's back on Biggest loser and now he likes vegetables HAHAHAHA just kidding can you imagine

[drewtoothpaste.bsky.social @drewtoothpaste]

Ha ha ha now your show is over and you have to watch News or animal planet. Welcome to my world

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

Hello Sharks. My business is a Game Of Thrones spinoff about Hot Pie. It's a cooking show. I'm seeking $30 for 80% stake. I will go to 100%.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

The magic is inside you - there ain’t no crystal ball! :)

[Carrot Facts @RealCarrotFacts]

Even celebritys (beyonce, Gary sinise, etc.) eats carrots

[Sarah Eastep @maneki]

"I sure love being a jewelry lady!" (my boyfriend helped me write this tweet) http://t.co/z5Yuz8OLGk

[Sarah Eastep @maneki]

You guys don't know how close I came to buying a Little Twin Stars shirt at uniqlo #allgrowedup

[Sarah Eastep @maneki]

free necklace from @baublebar! http://t.co/JJrNxDpR45

[Sarah Eastep @maneki]

Today I had my hair colored for the first time, ever.

[Sarah Eastep @maneki]

Round of applause at my house #flotus

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

"Life of Pi, based on the binder by Lisa Frank." #oscars

[Sarah Eastep @maneki]

Hard not to run outside whenever I see snow #texpat

[Nate DiMeo @thememorypalace]

So Ray Nagin is going to come down from the ceiling in a Phantom mask, right?

[Chris Colfer @chriscolfer]

Let the records show, Super Bowl XLVII wasn't ready for that jelly! #GoBeyonce

[Sarah Eastep @maneki]

NYC: where a man will call you "sexy" to your face every time you step outside, even when said face is still droopy from a root canal.

[Sarah Eastep @maneki]

@jimchesters thx for posting the one with the lyrics. It's easier to sing through the tears when you have the words right in front of you.