Jen | Mane Witness

Lawyer. Horse girl. Writer.

[Jen | Mane Witness @manewitness]

Trump is such a bad president that he got the EU to take in Canada as a refugee 😭

[Jen | Mane Witness @manewitness]

Most self-help books are written by people with no actual authority to tell you how to live — and it shows. Here's why the genre has a credibility problem. https://t.co/IaXDJXiYQQ

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I posted a TikTok saying that I don’t think beautiful people should serve in the military and now my comments are getting flooded with selfies of gorgeous women telling me that I’m right lmao

I love the internet.

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Unfortunately, cutting out UberEats has been fantastic for my finances. Devastated.

[Jen | Mane Witness @manewitness]

I hate to throw my home and native land under the bus, but the literacy crisis affects* Canadians too.

*God, I hope I used this right on a post about being literate 😂😭

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I think it’s weird when beautiful people join the military. You used to be the reason to go to war, get out of there.

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Tumbling out of bed and stumbling to the kitchen just hasn’t been the same since Dolly left us 💔

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Apparently my neighbours all think I’m unemployed because they see me during the day. I have issued a press release through the grape vine that I’m a work from home lawyer.

[Jen | Mane Witness @manewitness]

Part of being a horse girl is hearing a random word or phrase and then thinking to yourself, "That would make a nice show name/racehorse name."

[Jen | Mane Witness @manewitness]

I hate to brag (no I don’t) but I’m closing out the week with an EMPTY EMAIL INBOX 💃🏽

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New on Substack: Empty Buildings Make Me Cry. Watch me work out in real time what makes abandoned buildings so sad to me.
https://t.co/v3TuAYG7zt

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New on Substack: The Pressure to Live a Life That Matters
https://t.co/ATS6aIICGA

[Jen | Mane Witness @manewitness]

I live for the moments where I do something really well and then think to myself “Damn, I am a good lawyer.”

[Jen | Mane Witness @manewitness]

Jeffree Star shoulda just minded his own business ☕️

[Jen | Mane Witness @manewitness]

"A common misconception in people early in their vocation is that they think they should be capable of the work before they’ve done it, when it is doing the work that creates the individual that is capable of it." - Joel Uili

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New on my Substack: a love letter to my favorite city, Detroit.
https://t.co/mLczUjsbSj

[Jen | Mane Witness @manewitness]

New on my Substack: I'm getting relatively successful on TikTok as a new creator, and it's freaking me out. #TikTok
https://t.co/1ZOvRCDjJO

[Jen | Mane Witness @manewitness]

New on my Substack: I'm trying to think less. The evidence suggests that it's in my best interest.

[Jen | Mane Witness @manewitness]

You cannot think your way into knowing what another person would say. At some point, certainty requires a conversation.

[Jen | Mane Witness @manewitness]

My newest article on Substack: I'm pioneering post-breakup asset division.
https://t.co/WuE8S9mg4m