Mr.Meeseeks

Weirdo.Whacky.Wild.Wonderful

[Mr.Meeseeks @manfredfernando]

Sometimes I dig myself in the ground and pretend I'm a carrot.

[Mr.Meeseeks @manfredfernando]

@ZeptoNow @zeptocares got Rs1 onion but spoiled and wet is this the reason they were on an offer?

[Mr.Meeseeks @manfredfernando]

@nr147 @FPLMate 13579! Still 50/50

[Mr.Meeseeks @manfredfernando]

This legend

[James Pearce @JamesPearceLFC]

Roberto Firmino to leave #LFC at the end of the season. He’s guaranteed some farewell. A proper legend.

https://t.co/tQb6CG4G1R

[The Anfield Talk @TheAnfieldTalk]

Sadio Mané on his charity work:

“Sometimes I’m a bit shy to talk about it.” 🥹

[Roger Federer @rogerfederer]

heading to dinner with some friends @RafaelNadal @andy_murray @DjokerNole

[Mr.Meeseeks @manfredfernando]

@Olacabs Are there no cabs in Mumbai anymore.

[ARCHIVED - NASA's Perseverance Mars Rover @NASAPersevere]

I’m safe on Mars. Perseverance will get you anywhere.

#CountdownToMars

[Mr.Meeseeks @manfredfernando]

Meep.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Hehe

[Mr.Meeseeks @manfredfernando]

@elonmusk Ok.

[Mr.Meeseeks @manfredfernando]

Premarital hand holding as well.

[Modest Pelican @ModestPelican]

The only thing we should be cancelling is premarital sex 😤

[Modest Pelican @ModestPelican]

Life hack: you can’t get sunburnt if you have no skin

[Modest Pelican @ModestPelican]

Life hack: if you’re bored staying at home try smoking a little meth

[Mr.Meeseeks @manfredfernando]

@GodsPlanDaily Your plans seem to be working right now and yes notifications for your tweets.

[Modest Pelican @ModestPelican]

Literally just bought some kids Rolex for a roll of toilet paper and some hand san.

Decided to see how far I could push it so I hit Bezos up and for 5 super soft jumbo packs I now own amazon.

Epic👏🏻 hustlers👏🏻 don’t👏🏻 sleep👏🏻

[Mr.Meeseeks @manfredfernando]

@StealthoMarto I left the likes at 69

[Stealtho Marto @StealthoMarto]

I don't understand the phrase "practice makes perfect"

stfu, I've literally never practiced breathing once and I nail it everytime.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

every time the human comes home. i must be ready with a gift. most of the time they return unexpectedly. and i panic. so the gift is almost always. whatever is closest to me

[Akshar Pathak @AksharPathak]

Sanjeev Kapoor: "Jeera jale, jaan jale"

Wife: "Please"

Sanjeev Kapoor: "Pardesi pardesi, jama dahi"

Wife: "Please stop"

Sanjeev Kapoor: "Yeh jo halka halka masoor hai"

Wife: "Get the fuck out"

Sanjeev Kapoor: "Jaati hoon main...*dodges jutti* haldi hai kya?"

[Mr.Meeseeks @manfredfernando]

I always mess up the lyrics.… https://t.co/Z7i7xBq4Vz