Melissa has starred on Broadway, starred in other movies, and has created her own film company. Tell me what exactly Neve has done outside of this franchise? Quickly
No Melissa literally keeps running her mouth because she likes her attention she likes to get her cult riled up because it’s the only thing keeping her relevant she’s a narcissist who is out for herself
Shane Gillis, nobody wears spandex shorts for YOUR comfort or viewing pleasure. They’re simply comfortable while working out.
Not everything is geared towards men, especially ugly men like you. #snl
oof...Shane Gillis's very awkward SNL opening monologue included him calling women whores for wearing shorts at the gym + an anecdote about using Joe Rogan's personal sauna, in which Theo Von said he "looked like a gas station egg"
he ended the monologue by saying "you're either gay or you're Hitler, and isn't that where we're at as a country?" which kinda confused the audience, so he literally had to say, "hey, that was the monologue, ladies and gentlemen"
here's the first joke: "I haven't been to the gym in so long. I didn't know women just dress like whores now. There's no other way to describe it. Have you seen the shorts? The wrinkles go, like, around the cheeks and all combine at the butthole. And don't look. You're not allowed to look."