Alex

21 | He/They | Multifandom | Free Palestine | Fuck ICE

[Alex @mangledmania]

Why are so many People obsessed with fantasizing about their dads dick?

[jia @kebabjia]

YES FUCK IT I BUY MY STEP DAD BOXERS THAT ARE SLIGHTLY TOO SMALL ON PURPOSE JUST SO I CAN SEE HIS PRINT AND OLD MAN BALLS AND YOU CAN ALL JUDGE ME IF U WANT BUT I DO NOT CARE I’VE NEVER EVER BEEN HAPPIER

[Alex @mangledmania]

@CattIsANerd No fr. They doubt someone can just peacefully move on to other projects. I fesr they expect the cast to stay the whole time until they die.

[Alex @mangledmania]

Melissa has starred on Broadway, starred in other movies, and has created her own film company. Tell me what exactly Neve has done outside of this franchise? Quickly

[Christina Loomis @SidneyIsScream]

No Melissa literally keeps running her mouth because she likes her attention she likes to get her cult riled up because it’s the only thing keeping her relevant she’s a narcissist who is out for herself

[Alex @mangledmania]

@mi5termacabre @EFiller13 So do you love her or does she fucking suck?

[Alex @mangledmania]

@leaftracker @arashagoblin Me when I lie.

[Taylor ꕤ @ladyvhagar]

Shane Gillis, nobody wears spandex shorts for YOUR comfort or viewing pleasure. They’re simply comfortable while working out.

Not everything is geared towards men, especially ugly men like you. #snl

[Alex @mangledmania]

@Fishyyyeneko17 About to shit myself skinny hang on....

[Alex @mangledmania]

@seltesfayee Girl, if they dont know how to treat their customers, they need to just close the doors for good.

[Alex @mangledmania]

Why do they keep bringing him back? He's not funny at all.

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

oof...Shane Gillis's very awkward SNL opening monologue included him calling women whores for wearing shorts at the gym + an anecdote about using Joe Rogan's personal sauna, in which Theo Von said he "looked like a gas station egg"

he ended the monologue by saying "you're either gay or you're Hitler, and isn't that where we're at as a country?" which kinda confused the audience, so he literally had to say, "hey, that was the monologue, ladies and gentlemen"

here's the first joke: "I haven't been to the gym in so long. I didn't know women just dress like whores now. There's no other way to describe it. Have you seen the shorts? The wrinkles go, like, around the cheeks and all combine at the butthole. And don't look. You're not allowed to look."

[Alex @mangledmania]

Triple H when the fans actually have ideas and storylines that would help his flop ass career #WWE #MITB

[Alex @mangledmania]

@kirim1xer Girl dont switch up now.

[Alex @mangledmania]

@cyberangel83 So autism doesnt give you a card to just be disruptive with no punishments

[Alex @mangledmania]

@MamaJanky Girl then stop watching. Literally no one is forcing you to continue 😭

[Alex @mangledmania]

@MeloDrewmaticBB And Drew was being a racist asshole in the house, so he was commenting on it . Hope that helps!

[Alex @mangledmania]

@nyrasdream @residentaj2 ...Are you this stupid on purpose?

[Alex @mangledmania]

Best Olivia Rodrigo song and you cant say anything from her albums 🤭

[Alex @mangledmania]

@frailtyvinyl Calling Da'vonne Rogers a leftover is crazy.

[p ꕤ @paysitions]

how I sleep at night knowing I got petal the first time