I overheard a woman the other day saying she couldn’t vote because she has 3 DUIs so that makes her a felon. Weird, I thought 3 DUIs makes you the governor of Iowa?
Most people would dream of meeting celebrities…. Not my mom who is the most excited I’ve ever seen to meet the guy who always wears a green shirt and pink hat to ever Chicago Cubs game.
There are two kinds of people near 7pm on a Friday… me in a hammock with a drink in my hand…. And the guy who was just basically running a marathon past me.
As a reminder we have zero proof—ZERO—gun laws work. You know, if you don’t include Japan, U.K., Belgium, Canada, Iceland, Romania, Norway, Austria, Argentina, Netherlands, South Korea, Italy, Greece, Chile, France, Spain, Sweden, Singapore, Portugal, Israel, Czechia, Denmark,