[Irrelevance]

Just here to speak.
This is the outlet, we are the input.
Open up.

[chelsea anét @chelseaanet]

Leaving my browser history open in case anyone in this coffee shop tries to steal my laptop when I'm in the bathroom.

[[Irrelevance] @MANGObOSS]

"Sir, do me a favor and make sure NOBODY parks next to my car, its brand new" - Middle-aged white lady to the valet parking boy.

[[Irrelevance] @MANGObOSS]

Time R' Numbers

[[Irrelevance] @MANGObOSS]

I. Am. The noodle.

[[Irrelevance] @MANGObOSS]

Tour bus full of asian ppl, mesmerized by the Dollar Tree.
Does that say something about american culture?

[[Irrelevance] @MANGObOSS]

Ahh, what a beautiful day for heatstroke

[[Irrelevance] @MANGObOSS]

@WilhiteApplesfm hello

[[Irrelevance] @MANGObOSS]

@danieltosh

[[Irrelevance] @MANGObOSS]

Woah

[[Irrelevance] @MANGObOSS]

@danieltosh hey daniel

[[Irrelevance] @MANGObOSS]

The world is just a clusterfuck of clashing ideals, man.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The President just took steps to protect more than one million acres of public land: http://t.co/P6jNlpjiYO

[Matt Trupia @Tamalehawk]

No immediate plans to become a ruthless crime boss BUT I've already chosen the glassware I will smash when I learn I've been betrayed

[village fetish @botandy]

'waldo the burmese python is, amusingly enough, missing' says the car radio as the creature wraps tighter and my ribs start to snap

[[Irrelevance] @MANGObOSS]

Every day is a good hair day when youre as vein as I am.

[[Irrelevance] @MANGObOSS]

And he stepped in to the walk-in refrigerator, never to be seen again.

[[Irrelevance] @MANGObOSS]

You sleep so soundly in my heart.