when the pawn

im on my phone a lot

[TransgenDeer⚢🇵🇸 @Transgen_Deer]

Was cleaning off a knife but accidentally gave my Scrub Daddy an eyebrow slit now they’re nonbinary and wont do my dishes anymore

[shiv roy's bob @stellamilfburn]

it's like watching mona lisa being painted and all

[fungo vaginal hwang yeji @haechaninfeta]

the yellowjackets leaving the wilderness

[Asscela Express 🚅 @biz_socks]

They are Deborah Vancing him

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

the em dash is no longer the clearest sign of ai-generated writing.

honestly? it’s this.

[kat @queermediabait]

shauna saying she never wanted a kid. but shauna’s lock screen is a picture of baby callie. shauna picks up the phone & immediately asks if callie’s ok. shauna admits she’s too scared to love callie. happy mother’s day to the tragedy of shauna shipman.

[when the pawn @mangobuttercig]

@waystarfilms great list! why are they all white tho lol

[bella 🇧🇷 @lewnerys]

you used to be able to google "xyz synonym" and get a neat list, and now you get ai overview with 3 words tops

[kit @lesbian_fleabag]

God and Jesus will be the next two hosts of ‘SNL UK.’

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

watching industry rules when you knew yasmin was evil from the beginning

[C 💒 @churchofysl]

harper stern rn #IndustryHBO

[julia @eathedocument]

there has been a change of circumstances.

[twink towers @futchism]

This was really the giving your dog chocolate before putting him downsndsknsdksndndnd

[Kamień. 💖💜💙/🖤🩶🤍💜 @Kamien_Official]

@akcabz_ Maybe the real Yellowjackets were the friends we killed and ate along the way

[when the pawn @mangobuttercig]

geese featured in an industry episode. big day for annoying people.

[tumblr @tumblr]

please accept our notes app apology @halsey

[halsey @halsey]

I keep your lights on for years and this is the thanks I get?

[batsantos @zegljackets]

“finding out santos’s backstory made her my favorite character” keeping it real she was my fav when i thought she was just kinda an asshole for no reason

[when the pawn @mangobuttercig]

@bea_the_2nd wait when exactly is this I'm a little lost

[🦇 @LESM4ND]

this is zionist propaganda.

have to open my insufferable archeology major mouth and say pyramids were not built by slaves, jews or not
the workforce of the pyramids was subdivided between permanent skilled craftsmen who were provided food, clothing and shelter, and seasonal+