mango me crazy

I’m a comedian

[mango me crazy @mangomecrazy1]

Mentally I’m here

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retweet if you agree

[mango me crazy @mangomecrazy1]

New mr beast video. First person to touch the moon gets to keep it. I call the dark side though

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Why do people flex having thousands of unopened emails? 7 years ago I sent you an email about all the ways you save 15% or more when switching to Gieco and you never saw it. Who’s the fool now?

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Yeah so what if I say twitch emotes in daily conversation. My business meetings would not be the same without me randomly interjecting “monkaW”

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If the fbi can really see what’s on my phone I hope they enjoy my thousands of screenshots of reddit gold

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what’s the name of the actor that plays Troy in community. Looks a lot like donald glover lol

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I certainly agree with you. I also could not agree any more or any less. As you may think I also cannot agree to the same level that I am agreeing right now.

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You can take the girl out of Salvador but you can never take the girl out of Salvador @_CJv22

[mango me crazy @mangomecrazy1]

Brockhampton fans are the engineering students of the music world

[mango me crazy @mangomecrazy1]

Not gonna lie the scene in cars when guido gives lightning McQueen a pit stop in like 2 seconds still gives me goosebumps

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To whoever just waved to me while they were in a car, I don’t know who you are but I appreciate the gesture.

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Did NOT look both ways when I crossed the street earlier. Feeling rebellious today what can I say.

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Yo please tell me we Kodaked that moment

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The thing you do when people are signing you the happy birthday song is the same thing you do after taking a frame of bowling

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“I’ll get you on the way out” is a thing dads love to say to Girl Scouts outside of stop n shop but never actually do

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The people who stop at green lights when you’re at the crosswalk so you can cross are the only ones that matter. Never let them go

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My girlfriend wears only NASA sweatshirts and shes really clingy. She worried about the wrong kind of space.

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@egg_dril I only pay Ubers drivers in g-fuel discount codes

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New study finds that 72% of study’s regarding the prevalence of grammatical errors in studies regarding the prevalence of grammatical errors also contain grammatical errors within them according to a recent studie.