Michael Garofalo

Think Better. Living rent free in your head … so you can start owning your life

[Michael Garofalo @mangomike23]

Your father shoulda pulled out.

Don’t let living a mediocre life be the second bloodline mistake.

[Michael Garofalo @mangomike23]

@messiahyouneed Congrats 🎉 happy for you my friend 🙏🏼

[Michael Garofalo @mangomike23]

@DarshilM_26 @messiahyouneed No one wants to marry a 4, that’s why.

[Michael Garofalo @mangomike23]

You can’t remember because you don’t try to remember.

[Michael Garofalo @mangomike23]

“Omg I’m so embarrassed”

It’s more embarrassing to be embarrassed than the thing that makes you feel embarrassed.

Chew on it.

[Michael Garofalo @mangomike23]

The secret to everything ever?

Stop being soft.

Just fucking do it.

[Michael Garofalo @mangomike23]

Stop thinking with your dick.

Use your head to get … ahead.

[Michael Garofalo @mangomike23]

Change My Mind (Good Luck 😂) …

The @BRPSeaDoo FishPro is the greatest offshore fishing vessel ever created.

Caveat:

1) Fitness is Paramount
- not “I benched 225 for 1 in HS” fit

2) Adventurous spirit mandatory

3) Perpetual child like joy req’d

Who disagrees?

[Michael Garofalo @mangomike23]

The fact that you try to open the microwave 1 second before it turns off proves you seek challenge.

Apply the microwave game, to everything in life.

Make it fun.

Make it silly.

That’s how you really get shit done.

[Michael Garofalo @mangomike23]

Your * whatever 🙄

[Michael Garofalo @mangomike23]

A picture is worth 1000 Assumptions.

Why are you judging people based on what you see online?

If that “one time in Cabo” photo leaked of you, you’re new label:

Dirty Skank Hoe

You’re not a DSH.

You’re a human.

Think about your thoughts and actions.

Expand your mind.

[Michael Garofalo @mangomike23]

When you say “must be nice” you’re really saying:

“I’m jelly AF of your hard work drive and dedication. I don’t believe in myself so I’m just going to say a thing I programmed myself to say in moments where I refuse to accept my reality to make it better.”

Believe in Better.

[Alex Hormozi @AlexHormozi]

What makes things hard isn’t complexity, it’s consistency.

As boring as it is, you just have to keep doing it before you get anything back.

[DAN KOE @thedankoe]

If you understand how the mind works, you understand how schools alone can ruin your life through narrow mindedness and programming.

There are infinite possibilities for your future, and schools laser you in on the same society-dependent life as everyone else.

Self-educate.

[Michael Garofalo @mangomike23]

You have great ideas … all day long.

You just suck at choosing.

Pick one.

It won’t be your only good idea.

You just need to prove to yourself you can act.

Then, your brain opens a doorway.

New things become possible.

Rinse.

Repeat.

Forever.

[Michael Garofalo @mangomike23]

Memes are a thing because it lets us know we’re not alone.

You may be a unique snowflake.

Yet, without others, we melt … fast.

If you ever been in snow, this makes sense.

No comprende? THINK.

You’ll figure it out.

Promise.

[Michael Garofalo @mangomike23]

You THINK you will be able to drive a yacht on a flat, sunny day.

The problem: You can’t navigate a hurricane in a skiff.

Bigger isn’t better.

Better is better.

It’s never the boat, always the captain.

Be better. I believe in you.

[Michael Garofalo @mangomike23]

Be CONSCIOUS of the lens in which you consume things:

Lens: I need to laugh

Subject: Animal voiceovers .. my secret addiction

Lens: Be less boring

Subject: Animal Voiceover

Focus: Why did I watch the whole video AND nearly piss myself.

Big picture: Learn storytelling

[Michael Garofalo @mangomike23]

STOP using your GPS for everything.

THINK about the 5 places you go most often.

Figure out 5 ways to get to each place based on:

Time of day.

Day of week.

Month of the year.

You’ll notice patterns.

Expand your minds ability to think.

Hard will become easy.

[Michael Garofalo @mangomike23]

You put reminders in your phone …

… because you put reminders

… in your phone.

Stop letting others think for you.

Including your phone.

[Michael Garofalo @mangomike23]

You can learn something from old heads.

I used to think recalling specific events, dates, times was a super power.

(Maybe one day @joerogan level)

Then I started to think.

I realized my memory was fucked because of the very thing you are reading this on.

Go outside.