Carissa🇵🇸

another half white jaksel annoyance

[ijbol adjani @onbeinganangel]

if i said he’s the greatest fictional character of all time

[jes @peestains]

guy with mommy issues: i like being called good boy

girl with mommy issues: this wretched earth has no place for me but i am enslaved to my flesh and kin for why do i feel obligated to exist if my only purpose is to decay

[H @bleuille]

Affandi njir

[helen 🪻 @payinblood]

is her husband insane?

[pinkie pie @pinkiepie71]

life is bdsm and i forgot the safe word

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you, [looking at myself] it's over.

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

It actually feels good to be the skinnyfat daughter who drinks too much and has a career no one respects or understands

[angel @profesionlangel]

the “looksmaxxing” epidemic was the closest thing males have ever experienced to the beauty standards women are upheld to all their lives and it literally made them all insane

[☆J9☆ @shawn_notsean]

The realisation of how fucking dumb you are after an obssesion ends...like wtf was i even doing?

[^_^ @misandrism]

I wish it wasn’t illegal and indeed punishable by death to tell an old best friend that you miss them all the time and will be sorry forever . But it is

[. @deityofnightt]

l've never seen anything more accurate

[Carissa🇵🇸 @mangosoupp]

I thought this tweet was about suicide lmao

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

I hope you all see me not just as a depressed alcoholic but also as your jester

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

the pope wrote a 42,000 word manifesto declaring war on AI. we are so freaking back.

[kit @baetokkiw]

esqueceu que ele é LINDO e inventou o evil bisexual

[Carissa🇵🇸 @mangosoupp]

Mom I made it x2

[Film Indo Source @FilmIndoSource]

Carissa Perusset via Instagram. 📸

[gabrielle @manicmegatron]

kl dipikir2 semua seven deadly sins ada di blok m

[CineVow @cinevow]

Heath Ledger, 1999

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Funniest tweet I'll see all weekend.

[CineVow @cinevow]

Al Pacino, 1971