Gary Mangred

Cheap foods have more ooomph

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Somebody needs to hear this 2009 cult hit right now:
Alright Take It Easy
https://t.co/MR2yzNfRCL

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@GuardianAus His spirit is in the sky

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@intellect_an Eric Idle wrote a book set in the future where the androids were all modelled after Bowie, with the strong insinuation that he was the pinnacle of human attractiveness. Truest thing he ever wrote.

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Talus nullius

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@davidcinema

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@RealEmirHan Chaos reigns

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@TheCinesthetic Juliette Lewis. Can even do both at the same time.

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#filmfact Bob Hoskins had a twin brother who was a nose, whose first name was Prob

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#filmfact Nick Nolte has a half-brother who's a toasted sandwich, called Mick Melte

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@intellect_an That stiff is gnarly. I used it only for the most stubborn dags

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@Qualeatuaa @revpeterlaws Two wrongs don't make a right

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The time has come
https://t.co/o9JPMidYTJ

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@batshit_auspol Elderly scripture teacher asked us to write what we love on a piece of paper& read them out.
My mate wrote "Playing nitendo"&she read it out as "Playing Nine-Ten-Do!"
Teacher was a hopeless doormat for patriarchy but accidentally invented the most old-people sounding game ever

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@HarboWholmes Who would you choose as each? Limited by who is alive and able to play the roles.

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@intellect_an That sucks ❤️

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The funniest thing about this sign is the business name "Hair Theatre House of Style"

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This beer tastes like pissing your pants in Aldi

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Not the best video and the piano playing is rudimentary at best and it's not very merry but otherwise it's the perfect ear filler for the season
https://t.co/znFVDWFe0b

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@MarkDreyfusKCMP This needs a community note

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This is some really lazy, pathetic internet. Also, the answer is New York Toilet Disaster 1941

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Ruin one song 🚽

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@Brocklesnitch More like "Vanhalent"