Amaris

I live life in CAPS.

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@McDonalds you should use the breakfast hash browns in place of the meat on a vegetarian Big Mac.

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@ChefWendyB @JasonOnTheDrums 😭😭😭it’s true - and it’s not good.

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@pattonoswalt He must be really fun at parties.

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@zturetska @JasonPYYC That is exactly what I was thinking 😂

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@zeroguerre @jkenney Agreed. When surgeries and procedures are not able to be performed and cancelled because the hospitals are overrun with one thing - then the system HAS ALREADY FAILED.

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@Blurg5 @jkenney @CMOH_Alberta @earlsrestaurant exactly why I am not interested in going back to work rn. I’m so tired of people using restaurants as a soap box for their political opinions - I don’t CARE how you feel about the rules - PUT THE MASK ON. STAY SEATED AT THE FUCKING TABLE. Stop putting workers in this position!!

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@cityofcalgary The bottom of someone’s vehicle has been left in the middle of the road in Killarney area - it’s been four days - not a single ounce of help in site. For anyone who has a low riding vehicle - the center of the roads are turning to ice and damaging cars. NOT OKAY.

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@baconandbaileys I use red lentils in mine and confit garlic - and then a little dried cilantro. HOLY MOLY ITS GOOD

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@S_Clattenburg Technically you can still use that hashtag until the 24rd of September.

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@ENMAXpower What is being done? Any idea of how long this will last? The irony of me paying my $700 power bill just yesterday... 😑

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Outage in parts of Shaganappi, Scarboro/Sunalta West, Killarney/Glengarry, Richmond. (Ref. 2663) https://t.co/WOjWO0qDpP #YYC

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@baconandbaileys @flakypickle If Kelly endorses something - it’s real and true.

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@baconandbaileys Report them 10000000%. They have a RESPONSIBILITY to their patients to HELP them - NOT to leave them in a worse position. Your friends health is the most important thing. NO NO NO WAY.

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@BrittanyFolino @BambamVictoria @Locust_Pocust Life is a gamble ❤️Let the universe do it’s thang.

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@jenngrantmusic Colour Decay - júniús Mayvant

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People are looking extra Walmarty today in Walmart. #buttcracksAndPajamaPants

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@BrittanyFolino Look at your cortisol levels - magnesium will balance them out. If you sleep a lot and still feel tired your cortisol levels might be out of whack. It’s supposed to be high in the am - it is what makes you AWAKE. If they are low - check out your diet.

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@baconandbaileys Compote for cheese?

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@baconandbaileys We had it in a glass jar. It would crystallize around the stop and made the butter crunchie. My Dad would fold a bread butt with butter and molasss and it brown sugar. We called ‘em “foldies” lol.