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like the wafer

[nico @manicmitosis]

Tornado Sirens: going off

People of Missouri:

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[nico @manicmitosis]

I was just a witness but it terrified me

[nico @manicmitosis]

After I got my LinkedIn account pulled out in court I’m scared to have this account

[nico @manicmitosis]

Just realized that they probably use brand new dishes in dishwasher commercials and don’t actually wash dirty ones

[nico @manicmitosis]

@Tyrannicaljpg You haven’t stopped slaying tbh

[nico @manicmitosis]

Getting body shamed as we walk into ren fair was not the mood

[nico @manicmitosis]

In my Oh Shit I’m Fucking Autistic era

[nico @manicmitosis]

The fact that I’m friends with my high school librarian on Facebook keeps me so aware of my grammar when I post. I know she’s judging me bc she would always hook me up with the gay stories.

[nico @manicmitosis]

I hate being cornered into sharing an opinion I don’t have

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Thinking about how cows don’t know I say “cows” every time I pass by them and that I’m their biggest fan

[nico @manicmitosis]

I love studio ghibli for this scene specifically

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Anyone notice how cvs has bad vibes. Walgreens is fine

[nico @manicmitosis]

Why does eating breakfast make me want to throw up every time

[nico @manicmitosis]

I love my new job, however I don’t love waking up at 5am and I never will. So how do I romanticize that

[nico @manicmitosis]

I seriously dread any work interaction or landscape related discussion.

[nico @manicmitosis]

How did I go from having the best job ever to absolutely hating my job within 3 years’ time

[nico @manicmitosis]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 8 May 2014 (via @twi_age).

[nico @manicmitosis]

I would be rich if making money weren’t so fucking exhausting

[nico @manicmitosis]

@sadwitch420 The fact that I’ve experienced this more than once should give me a bonus in my tax return