CENITH MANJARREZ

[CENITH MANJARREZ @manjarrez]

So thankful I wasn't molested as a child, but think it's weird no one tried. Was it my fault?? http://t.co/GA2V9V5URa

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http://t.co/s6mz9IcYtX How to wash dishes like a bachelor: 1. Put in sink 2. Wait

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Dear yellow traffic light, Challenge accepted. Sincerely, a driver ready to get home http://t.co/dzS8lFTE

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http://t.co/sm6rFNTK "Don't even talk to me until I've Instagrammed my coffee." - Portland, Oregon

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I started wearing nicotine patches as a way of easing myself into a smoking habit. http://t.co/YsSHQbnv

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http://t.co/lb1RxvVL I had to ground my son for cursing. He turned the girl next door into a frog.

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http://t.co/Ip2cKzWC Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you. Me: TEDDYBEARS Cop: Aww.

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I know you look at the toilet paper after you wipe. http://t.co/1zh3wN84

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@stevetiti93 estoy de acuerdo contigo si se llama sergio xque el paisano yo soy de santa marta

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@yomellamo

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@19840419pachin

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En speces

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en olimpica estero