Mankaran S Ahluwalia

[Mankaran S Ahluwalia @mankaran]

@ankitdewan Abh zameen bech ke ghar chalana padega. Don't worry, Uber will hire him. He can pilot uber black.

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@realMaalouf Awesome, Europeans now need to start walking cute little pigies to really turn it up a notch!

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@hvgoenka @RiaRevealed @sabeer Yes just like women are safe in Cali, Stockholm and London. Quite unrealistic to equate a gender issue to a safety concern.

These issues often go unreported abroad, there's google for that.

[Mankaran S Ahluwalia @mankaran]

@hvgoenka Struck a chord - Mr. Goenka

There's a Meat Loaf song that puts Mr. Bhatia in "hot summer nights" and it's not just the mail.

[Mankaran S Ahluwalia @mankaran]

@introvert_hu_ji @TweetHelperBot download this video

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@Naseemsawag @WarMonitor3 Lol @ pakistan is "prepared"

Ghosht kha kha ke army de tedh nikle hue ne.

"Prepared"

[Mankaran S Ahluwalia @mankaran]

@srijanpalsingh Yes

[Mankaran S Ahluwalia @mankaran]

@PTI_News Because of Soros

[Mankaran S Ahluwalia @mankaran]

2/2

And is this a concert? Unfortunately, my Car has better acoustics...

No bass, even the ever glamorous @DUALIPA wasn't feeling it.

What a let down...

[Mankaran S Ahluwalia @mankaran]

35 mins in, I'm calling it.

Cold chicken and awful acoustics, the @zomato live, "feeding india" can't even feed the people in the most expensive ticket bearing area with half decent food, how can they "feed india" what a joke.

People have already started leaving.

...contd.

[Mankaran S Ahluwalia @mankaran]

@realMaalouf The only haram here is the foolish lady herself.

[Mankaran S Ahluwalia @mankaran]

@MEMRIReports @thisisUIC As told by an American student in America. #facepalm. You can't make this shit up!

[Mankaran S Ahluwalia @mankaran]

@evleaks I had the exact same issue, I just thought forcing otnopen would crush whatever dust is inside, ended up crushing my screen instead. Now I use just the outside screen and the internal screen is cracked with no one except me to blame.

[Mankaran S Ahluwalia @mankaran]

@HitechguruS @DrSJaishankar @narendramodi @UnSubtleDesi @majorgauravarya @AshwiniSahaya @palkisu What a constipated joker. How can you take him (and his English) seriously. Bro just speak in Punjabi, English boldain lagda tennu tatti ayi aa.

[Mankaran S Ahluwalia @mankaran]

@NorbertElikes What a joker. Chhanda and chhhonstitushan haha. Funny man.

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@Shubham_Puri_ @ANI I Think 99.9 percent of Sikhs in India don't want anything to do with Khalistan.

[Mankaran S Ahluwalia @mankaran]

@bhadana @DC_Faridabad @eepwdfaridabad @DistrictAdm_FBD @KPGBJP @mlkhattar Today even i had the privilege of visiting "bhankri river" what a beautiful sight.

[Mankaran S Ahluwalia @mankaran]

@bhadana @DC_Faridabad @eepwdfaridabad @DistrictAdm_FBD @KPGBJP @mlkhattar Sheer ignorance by the MCF. How is this "cover-up" of cheap repair being tolerated by the higher officials? Is no one noticing the sheer joke in the name of poor infrastructure this area is turning into? Will someone have to drown in this river of sewage before MCF takes notice?

[Mankaran S Ahluwalia @mankaran]

@Indian65372331 @27saurabhsinha @ThaiSmileAirway Brother you spelt grammar wrong. Three times. In one post.

And this is Twitter not whatsapp.

You should add funny to your list of attributes. Funny, illiterate and ignorant.

[Mankaran S Ahluwalia @mankaran]

@mushtaqulislam6 @27saurabhsinha @ThaiSmileAirway What a funny man. You for one would definitely know what lynching is.