Tristan

Don’t look at me like I owe you anything!

[Tristan @manlike_jg]

Back like I never left

[r @6ffside]

top activities as a sports fan
1. watching a game on your phone while you’re out with friends and ruining the vibe for everyone by overreacting to every bad play your team makes
2. finding community with strangers daily by complaining about your sports team

[Tristan @manlike_jg]

Should I tweet my thoughts again on this account it’s been a while

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

It's funny how a person can go hours without texting back, but when you meet them irl they check their phone every minute.

[ₕₐₘₚₜₒₙ @hamptonism]

Far too many young people are making this mistake.

[۟ @Bxshhyy]

Arsenal under Emery👍🏾

[Slick @NickStillHere]

When a woman makes a small comment that makes you mentally break up with her but she don't know it yet>>>>

[- @MusialaEra]

Many people haven‘t realized yet that UEFA changed the rules. The reason I want top 2 so bad is because 1st and 2nd place have the same benefits, so if it remains this way, both Arsenal and Bayern get ALL the return legs in the KO stages at home. 3-8 do not have this benefit

[Tristan @manlike_jg]

Most insane tweet of all time

[MC @UtdMicah]

@FabrizioRomano @JamesPearceLFC Slot & Salah next season

[Score 90 @Score90_]

Ballon d’Or 2026 Ranking, November - According to Score 90 🏆⭐️

Note: Given the early stage of the season, the rankings consider not only current performances but also the players’ overall quality and potential to demonstrate Ballon d’Or-level impact over the course of the season.

[Tristan @manlike_jg]

The only lie is the rest day

[Balotelli @haffeeez]

Monday - Shoulders
Tuesday- legs
Wednesday- Rest
Thursday- Chest
Friday- Back

[Tristan @manlike_jg]

Let’s not do this about big game mbappe lol

[Bekk @bekkRMA]

Worst players in the world

1. Big UCL nights Mbappe
2. High intensity Arda
3. 2025 Vini

All 3 are on the pitch at the same time

[‏۟ @yesirski]

my body her choice

[JEY🥇 @Mmonkoaa]

He posted against Inter Milan
He posted against PSG
He posted against Portugal

Even if we lose by 10 goals, he will still post in the next game and you can’t do anything about it

[Tristan @manlike_jg]

Because he’s good.

[🦉🇪🇸🦉 @J0K3RR15]

Just found out he's on 0 goals/assists how's it gone unnoticed???

[Gilbert Chipotle. @UncleNarco]

If u not interested in me idc that u find me handsome keep it to ya self.

[Tristan @manlike_jg]

No.

[™️#OneAfrica 🇸🇳🇨🇻🇧🇷🇫🇷🇪🇬 @ousman_10]

Lukaku Revisionism in a few years I will be there, you lot will respect him by force

[Tristan @manlike_jg]

Modric at the same age had none, now he has 6 UCL 1 ballon dor, give mbappe time

[🇪🇷🕊️ @BetterCallAlba]

Pushing 30, no UCL, no BDR

[Stef. | Content + Marketing Director 👨🏾‍💻🛠 @STEFisDOPE]

The woman who gasses you up >>> The woman obsessed with “humbling” you

[Dee @CoachxDee]

The women that get this get taken care of