Andy 🤠

Some pig 🍋 he|him|his

[Andy 🤠 @manlybadman]

@BrielleHood90 @AndrewZywiecMD gee sure hope no one tells your eldest how disappointed and regretful you are of him

[Andy 🤠 @manlybadman]

@ive_arc i one time i went on a date with someone who said his rule for naming dogs was it had to be 2 syllables and end in a y sound

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@whoisshxthough @anjaxuanreads @bogwitchbooks does the context imply the existence of arabs or ballet? the former im with you. the latter not so much

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good morning, yinz honor, and may it please the court

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@loserbent “haha wow that girl sounds so cringe”
and we were in middle school at the time
“ohhhhhh you’re like evil. igi now”

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my fair lady but give eliza a gun

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@favelaoverlord “…thinking about ayn rand” oh we should **** him

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@nazzobetweeting you’re right but this tweet could have also read “tweets like this really are written by 15 year olds”

[Andy 🤠 @manlybadman]

@yosoymichael

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@poeticdweller the fans on one side saying it’s not that serious in direct contradiction to the fans on the other saying it’s the best queer media in years and on par with the classics like we’re gonna hit pause and let yall go outside and have a little chat. come back when you’re ready to talk

[Andy 🤠 @manlybadman]

like ladies and gentlemen the incomparable glenn close. can we hear some noise from the back like

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watching knives out wudm wondering who the killer is is a bit like watching old cartoons wondering which book they’re going to pull off the shelf

[Andy 🤠 @manlybadman]

whenever the needle swings back so that queers are in again i’m gonna need a gladiator prequel about hadrian and his boyfriend 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[Andy 🤠 @manlybadman]

@agsmysweetener people arguing with you never learned what tragedy was

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they need to invent high beams on the back of cars so when the car behind me turns my mirrors into the sun i have some kind of response

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@kenzietuff it’s called creativity. look it up babes

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i’ve been in the predator badlands threads all week and my only conclusion is these men aren’t lonely enough

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@greatfaerie everyone saying this could never work bc men are dogs have forgotten that lesbians exist i think

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@ewgraiam Mother (2017) dir. Darren Aronofsky

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@SatyrOnMars first one is a devil sure WHATEVER but what is the second one even supposed to be??