Amanda

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

My parents really got me out here working for a living. No trust fund or nothing.

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Do you want to Come over and my Dog can bark at you for 15 minutes

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

i wаnnа kiII mysеlf but not forever just for like 3 days

[trin @lovelltrin]

never heard of a chocolate chip cookie having a parasite

[𝓝.🕊️ @luvblessingz]

Oh nothing, just patiently waiting for fall/spooky season.

[bonnie @fwrosting]

when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life

[mogul @sramzzad]

the older I get, the fucker the no

[miya @miyarah_]

mi gata muriendo de fomo cada vez que cierro la puerta del baño

[bawonki @Balarkeuwu]

this is gayer than fucking a dude

[❄️ @imperfectfordre]

taylor truly is the worst kind of famous person lmfao. with all that money could’ve easily gone to a private island, or anywhere nice. but no, let’s go ahead and inconvenience everyday working class people for 3 days and get married in nyc…

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When you realize you grew up in best era to be kid and worst era to be adult

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Enfin une barrette à cheveux qui ne tombera pas pendant un séisme de magnitude 9,5

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

me after eating something I knew would mess up my stomach but I had to have it:

[voló . ݁🌺 @lowcortisol]

Weed smokers are the biggest losers on the planet

[stace 🐞 @staystaystace]

it gets worse every fucking damn day

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

the Fuck You Kіll Everything and Everyone administration

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..

[Aidan Simardone @AidanSimardone]

“For many will come in my name, claiming, ‘I am the Messiah,’ and will deceive many”

Matthew 24:5

[Higuruma’s Bath Bomb🫧✨ @GreedIslandGyal]

Yall went from “make America affordable again” to “just deport the poors”

[ron mexico @troop_hater]

great job speaking sir