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I think about man utd and Wazzu a lot

[🥃 @mannequinlad]

CARRICK BALL.
Will feed me a prem title
INEOS JUST BACK HIM MAN

[7👤 @Utddoja]

It’s here #ReintegrationDay

[🥃 @mannequinlad]

Brother I cannot believe INEOS saw this and decided to half ass the summer. Same dudes said goal is to win the league by 2028 lmaoooooo

[𝙁 @fuadyabz23]

71 pts, 3rd place, 12 wins out of 17 games and only 2 losses. not bad sir carrick not bad.

[🥃 @mannequinlad]

Mate if the vini jr arsenal bomba drops before yanited sign another player my head is gonna be on the moon

[🥃 @mannequinlad]

YANITED PLS SIGN SOME NEW PLAYERS BRUH
NEED THE DOPAMINE HIT PLS

[🥃 @mannequinlad]

Whole window resting on this guy….

[mufcmpb @mufcMPB]

🚨 JUST IN:

Rodri’s arrival at Real Madrid could CHANGE the situation of Aurélien Tchouaméni [linked to Manchester United]. Rodri joining will necessarily mean some departure. When Madrid renewed Tchouaméni’s contract, there were no plans to sign Rodri. #MUFC [@Ramon_AlvarezMM]

[🥃 @mannequinlad]

Both of these two losers rather collect a pay check and rot on the bench instead of leaving and actually PLAYING FOOTBALL

[utdreport @utdreport]

Real Madrid may need to generate finance in order to sign Rodri which may mean the sale of Aurélien Tchouaméni.

#mufc retain an interest in Tchouaméni but earlier in the window were unsure if the fee Madrid would demand for him, around £70m, was within their budget.

Eduardo Camavinga is also on United’s radar and would cost between €50m-€60m [@JamieJackson___]

[🥃 @mannequinlad]

Mate…. Trying to keep faith till the end of the window and not lose it but man ineos are making it hard

[G @Gideoomatic]

4th is an achievement

[🥃 @mannequinlad]

I’ve accepted once again that Ferrari are just losers…

[🥃 @mannequinlad]

80 MILLION?????

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Al Hilal reach agreement with West Ham United to sign Crysencio Summerville. Deal for 24yo #WHUFC winger worth ~€80m & #Netherlands int’l scheduled to undergo #AlHilal medical. Long-term contract ready, pending final authorisations @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/Hr429OPfhF

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

☎️ When Manchester United call, you don't think twice.

[🥃 @mannequinlad]

WOW WOW WOW

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United in advanced talks to sign Youri Tielemans from Aston Villa. All parties in contact as #MUFC try to finalise - 29yo midfielder keen on move. Ederson deal off for now; #MUFC may look to revisit later this summer @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/KbWwD1jxov

[🥃 @mannequinlad]

LMAOOOOO

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚠️ EXCL: Éderson to Manchester United, deal OFF and considered as collapsed as Man Utd informed Atalanta.

Atalanta believe Éderson is 100% fit and will welcome the midfielder back as part of their squad, as Man United changed their plans.

Éderson won’t join #MUFC.

[🥃 @mannequinlad]

PLEASE BANG 🙏🏽

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Manchester United reach agreement with Chelsea to sign Andrey Santos. Deal for 22yo #CFC midfielder worth £48m + £2m easily achievable add-ons & 10% sell-on clause. Permission given to undergo #MUFC medical; personal terms in place @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/TY4qfwhHT4

[🥃 @mannequinlad]

Atleast I didn’t get my hopes too high, fucking Andrey santos and Ederson it is 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨🚨💣 BREAKING: Aurélien Tchouaméni is 100% STAYING AT REAL MADRID.

DECISION MADE BY THE CLUB.

He will NOT join Manchester United.

SAGA OVER. @Ramon_AlvarezMM

[🥃 @mannequinlad]

Bruh wtffff

[🥃 @mannequinlad]

Script writers going crazy this game

[🥃 @mannequinlad]

Sksksksksk HAISSEM HASSAN BRO WOW

[🥃 @mannequinlad]

WHAT A SAVE

[🥃 @mannequinlad]

Slaksksksk EGPTY pls win for the hater in me