xabi msimanga

Part time Nihilist | Couch Potato | Confirmed Oral Fixation | Fuelled by Caffeine and Disappointment | Procrastinator of Note | Retired Thesis Writer |

[xabi msimanga @mannick]

He got him with the same ball as yesterday!!

[Proteas Men @ProteasMenCSA]

That’s A Wrap! 💥

Australia have been bowled out for just 99, handing #TheProteas a massive first-innings lead! 👏😤

Bavuma enforces the follow-on as South Africa lead by 326 runs! 🇿🇦

#Unbreakable #SAvAUS

[xabi msimanga @mannick]

SEND THEM BACK OUT!!!

[xabi msimanga @mannick]

Go on Themba!!

[xabi msimanga @mannick]

Listen, getting smacked in the nads clearly affected his form. Good knock though.

[xabi msimanga @mannick]

I wouldnt be able to bat after getting smacked in the dick!!

[xabi msimanga @mannick]

He got hit in the dick!!

[xabi msimanga @mannick]

@mathalazaZebra iQhatha! How can you have a meal with some semblance of meat. People have been stoned for less!!

[xabi msimanga @mannick]

Everyone knows that running down the wing and cutting it back is the easiest way to score. It shows a lack of fucking creativity if every time you score a goal its because you bombed it into the box and then cut it back..

[xabi msimanga @mannick]

You cant be mad at the brewers, they did the business..

[xabi msimanga @mannick]

Woof!

[xabi msimanga @mannick]

That was a DISGUSTING delivery from hazlewood!!

[xabi msimanga @mannick]

It still tickles me pink that there is an Indian cricket called Shivam Dube!! Pronounced the same as the Dubes that we have out here..

[xabi msimanga @mannick]

This labuschagne vs labushayne shite is stupid.

[xabi msimanga @mannick]

Lo, on the 8th day He spoke!

[xabi msimanga @mannick]

This is a shocking take!! the Premier league was still epic when Sean Wright Phillips was their star man and only people from a certain part of Manchester supported them..

[The Football Feed @TheFootballFeed]

“City can’t be relegated”

[xabi msimanga @mannick]

On Today's episode of "shit my students have said that has made be feel like a fucking dinosaur", my form three students said they had no idea what a tv aerial was.. i wanted to weep..

[xabi msimanga @mannick]

Jesus, Mary and Joseph!! I just saw a young Chinese lad sagging his pants!! I feel ancient!!

[xabi msimanga @mannick]

Trying to keep a straight face when one of the kids in your class calls the other "Big Sac".. i feel like i am too immature for these YouTube babies..

[xabi msimanga @mannick]

Being from southern africa i have accepted that my lot when it comes to height, but by Jove working in a school and having fucking 14 year olds that are already 178cm tall is another trial on its own..