Jennifer Manning🇺🇦

Congressional librarian & wombat fancier. GDTBATH.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

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@PatriciaEguino Thank you

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@drizzylitfw Our beloved late cat also howled while dragging his favorite toy around at bed time . We started mimicking his howls back to him & it turned into a treasured call and response religious service.

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@Lindyyay Frogs, also

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@roryisconfused My go-to phrases for these events: “I’m sorry, have we met? no? “ then I go about my business.

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@mikeysmith @atrupar Great sleuthing!!

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@ScuffedJuan @FreddyLA7 Ocean?? That’s Lake Ontario

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I have covered
the water
that was in
the reflecting pool

and which
you were probably
hoping
was not green

forgive me
I am an algal bloom
and you made the water
so warm

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@cocosthebestkat Please go join a convent or something & leave us normal adults alone

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@_celia_bedelia_ why do these women put so much personal energy into being fragile?

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@shaunvlog_ Beach areas around the world from Massachusetts to the Maldives to Malaysia have stilt houses.

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@DougHeye Does Norway not have a a flag code?

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@fieldsofbarley8 @SweatieAngle sounds like a you problem.

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@JoshuaBarzon You apparently are unaware of women's soccer. Sounds like a skill issue, Josh

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@FreddyLA7 Did you learn of the Waffle House Hurricane index? https://t.co/viC3aJhdLm

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@Watson_SLdn Sweetie, my husband’s uni’s (American) football team has been playing their hated uni rivals annually since 1875. It’s a big deal in their community. https://t.co/hiSKiKDHcg

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@we_drive_east @DolphinMossad British

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@LadyNimby @CrumbCrispCrust We kicked ourselves out!

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@detvarvondtdet @AileInTheValley You just called my tribal reservation a hellhole? What a tool you are.

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@ChelseaCirruzzo counterpoint: there are fewer people than there should be