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[Jeff Zhang 张佶润 @strangeharbors]

Told someone to shut the fuck up at the theater and they listened

[Sosa✧. @vvsosa]

hell nah this mf heard 40 minors

[tweet deleter @BrittanytB]

When pets use pillows as pillows

[Carlos @txiokatu]

What’s Sydney Sweeney have to do to get the approval of white women? Strangle three kids?

[✦ 𓏻 snake 𓏻 ✦ @IkolMischief]

Twitter was SIGNIFICANTLY more distraught over Marvel Rivals loki dying than Charlie Kirk dying

society is healing

[blue🌞 @cyanopsis]

no babe i love how 30 you are

[sydney 🏳️‍⚧️ @interkosmos_dog]

lol this idiot in front of me has his wiper blade speed way to high compared to what the rain situation calls for. how embarrassing . this will leave a lasting impression on me

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

It's bare minimum friday, don’t you let that job stress you out today

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

all the fruit is poisoned, they’re saying the only safe thing to eat is crab rangoon

[shegrimm @van_herstmann]

not now sweetheart mommy is soloqueueing and keeps getting teamed up with useless sacks of shit

[snarky @shamdrewhuss]

i don't know if I wish i was a minion or if i wish i had them as friends

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

Top 5 Beers:
1. 3rd Beer
2. 1st Beer
3. 10th Beer
4. 7th Beer
5. 4th Beer

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

When someone posts a cringy video and you run to the comments but the comments are all nice and you realize maybe you are the problem

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

how lunch feel at the new workplace

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Me blacked out watching my friends argue about what to do with me

[gio @gioceii]

Kevin dgaf everyone that knows him knows that

[J likes cats @Xlikescats]

me in like 30 years sat in the cinema for minions 16: the rise of gru jr jr jr

[𝐒𝐭✰𝐫 ⧗ 🕷️ @wandastark828]

MJ is better than me cause I would’ve pulled his pants down and shown him a brand new day