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#FreePlaya

[🧙🏾‍♂️ @mannyyghee]

When you first meet

Her: I don’t suck dick

1 week later

Me looking down at her: thought you didn’t suck dick look at you now gobbling it up

[🧙🏾‍♂️ @mannyyghee]

Homemade burgers on a Sunday with my little family couldn’t ask for more 💙

[🧙🏾‍♂️ @mannyyghee]

They asked who I been fucking, I’ve been fucking up

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

It’s not too late Oilers nation. Make the call. Do it. Save the season. 🐗

[🧙🏾‍♂️ @mannyyghee]

You just got Jesus’d
#ConnerMcdavid #McJesus #Spittinchiclets

[🧙🏾‍♂️ @mannyyghee]

Almost 10 years at this job and not once has someone pulled a weapon on me for towing their car and now a coworker did it for a write up 😭

[🧙🏾‍♂️ @mannyyghee]

Can’t wait to pass out this weekend camping

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

In 2011, Brad Marchand ate Cinnamon Toast Crunch out of the Stanley Cup. So 14 years later, he had to eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch out of the Stanley Cup again 😋

(h/t @babybergy37)

[dee @dirdiary]

it feels so... nice being with someone who doesn't sexualized you... like you want to talk about our favourite bands? oh you're also interested in my hobbies and interests? wait i can go out with you without worrying you might touch me inappropriately? so you see me for who i am?

[Jenni @hashjenni]

July was a tough year but we made it

[🧙🏾‍♂️ @mannyyghee]

I came in just for my check

[🧙🏾‍♂️ @mannyyghee]

Cigarettes and whiskey call my shaking hands

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

Podkolzin gets the Oilers on the board

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

Panthers win the Stanley Cup over the Oilers for the second year in a row!

[Mike Grinnell @MikeGrinnell_]

I just cant believe Brad Marchand is about to win a cup with the Florida Panthers

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

MAKE IT FOUR GOALS FOR REINHART 🤯

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

CAITLYN QUICK! GET BEHIND THE WHEEL NOW! YOU MUST DEFEND TEL AVIV!

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

The Luna Ghost from Scooby-Doo (2002) deserved better!!!!!!

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

UNREAL Game 1 ending in Calder Cup Finals 🤯

Charlotte scores in 2OT, but it was WAIVED OFF because the goalie wasn’t ready & Abbotsford scored moments later 🍿

(via: @FloHockey)

[Devin Nunes' Cattle Dog 🇺🇦 🇪🇺🇺🇸🇨🇦 🇦🇺 @Kaos_Vs_Control]

Border Patrol Questions Native American Women's Citizenship-The Irony Is Stunning

I wasn’t expecting that.

“We didn’t cross the boarder, the boarder crossed us! Get the fuck out of here”

“Punk ass bitches”