Wally Pippen

Sports Expert Turf Enthusiast and professional martini drinker.

[Wally Pippen @manofimportanc]

Can’t wait to watch Tulsa play TCU in the Epstein bowl!

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The excuse “the devil made me do it” makes no sense, like dude the devil is the bad one why would you listen to him.
Now if someone said “god made me do it” then I believe that and respect it.

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Melania asking trump about Bill Clinton

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What do you think it is like when Spider-Man fingers a girl.

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If you’re not being compared to Hitler you’re not successful enough.

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Women don’t have big jugs anymore! And if they do they are gross - just another thing the LIBERAL agenda is taking away from us. Open your eyes sheep

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Chapman, for old times sake please walk the bases loaded and blow the game.

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You are a 30 year old man - why are stretching at the gym. Go home to your family pussy

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Israel is paying women to avoid me.

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When you know they are trans but it doesn’t say anything on their hinge profile.

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Why is she hot tho

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[THREAD] 🧵
The Phillies game just turned into a whole metaphor for America.

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You ever meet a friend of your friend, and you’re like this guy SUCKS how is my friend friends with this guy. And then you think oh shit what if I suck, complete suck-ception.

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Cigarettes and tosquitoe go together like trailer parks and beer, like cocaine and prostitutes, like George Floyd and fent.

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Give a homeless man a dollar - he will forget it. Give a homeless man a cigarette - he will forever be indebted to you.

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Just took a shit that felt so good coming out my ass I got half chubbed- now is that gay or the compete opposite of gay cause it was leaving my ass not entering???

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No one wants to see your decrepit ass dog - put the little fella down before I do

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When I first heard about “serial rapists” I imagined someone going to town on a bowl of my dad’s Raisin Bran.

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The best way to know if someone is a pretty boy is to call them a pretty boy and see how they react.

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It’s literally National girlfriends day and I post a picture of my VR automated fleshlight with light up LEDS and my entire family unfriends me on Facebook. The liberal agenda.

[Wally Pippen @manofimportanc]

Be the hate you want to see in the world.