norman fricking rockwell

slaughter should be pronounced slafter

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if you dont like broken glass on the dancefloor then why the fuck did you invite me to your wedding

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theres literally nothing sexier than when a dude that didnt go to either school in a rivalry talks shit like he did.

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@bemyserene @DanReese21 its at least an 8.5

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@Sparty2410 @CoachIvanM go white

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@bemyserene @pissboymcgee the vocals are precise

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kentucky doesnt belong in the champions classic

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DANNIS BARATHEON THE ONE TRUE KING

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i have an idea: a restaurant where things are priced normally

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hey if youre going to serve me a pre-made cocktail out of a tap it is going to cost $9 or your establishment sucks

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“for you id bleed myself dry” is the hardest thing anyone has ever written and you people have the audacity to call this man soft

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impeach joey cora

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and that doesnt feel good.

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its been at least 15 years since the last time i wildly overshared on social media but it just occurred to me that almost every woman that ive ever truly been interested in has been able to see through me very quickly and dispose of me within a few weeks of knowing each other

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and because i speak so openly about my dating life, that fact is probably pretty well known by every person that i have even a remotely close friendship with.

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@m_bultman maybe bringing hockeytown back will manifest actually bringing hockeytown back. maybe we need the swagger. maybe they just need to be reminded what that logo on their chest means. maybe they also need a top pairing dman and a top line wing idk.

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a man having a psychotic episode on the sidewalk just screamed at me “youre tall but youre a bitch” and honestly ive never felt so seen

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props to khruangbin and leon bridges for teaming up to consistently create music that only makes sense when it is 95 degrees outside

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javy is going in the hall with a tigers hat

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please excuse my dear aunt robin

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@JakeRubin shanny is still working there?

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an mj lenderman/phoebe bridgers co-headlining tour to cure population decline