slumdogtrillionaire

addicted to YouTube shorts cause Insta reels were bad for me

[slumdogtrillionaire @manosuavee]

How do we know we are fucked as a country?
in a sales pitch meeting today the first thing a school principal said to me was "you have to keep this very quick just 5-10 mins , actually today we have to celebrate modi his brithday in school"

[slumdogtrillionaire @manosuavee]

@onlyyaps dw jaundice patients look alike's are up next

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is it my bias or are hiccups common amongst younger people

[slumdogtrillionaire @manosuavee]

@10phreakygirls @ronadhona23 close and personal, it is true

[slumdogtrillionaire @manosuavee]

@10phreakygirls @ronadhona23 namaste

[slumdogtrillionaire @manosuavee]

@ronadhona23 he has an evil twin. I meet the good one at one social outing and then the other one at the next.

[slumdogtrillionaire @manosuavee]

not paying 800 bucks for another buzzcut, need a neem tree shade ahh dude any reccs?

[slumdogtrillionaire @manosuavee]

@onlyyaps Damn they got artificial intelligence on the show before human intellignece

[slumdogtrillionaire @manosuavee]

@10bansh preaching to the choir man. word to the brotherfucker man, word.

[slumdogtrillionaire @manosuavee]

@onlyyaps 3?? who has done this?

[slumdogtrillionaire @manosuavee]

why do we accept towels as floor mats at hotels, fucking disgusting.

[slumdogtrillionaire @manosuavee]

my dawg chilling off leash outside of the house for the first time, free dopamine for anyone who wants

[slumdogtrillionaire @manosuavee]

@lnthemo0d you aint lived

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its that time of the year when.. time to watch CID Ganga series

[slumdogtrillionaire @manosuavee]

@ronadhona23 abbey usse dast ho gaya tha isliye

[slumdogtrillionaire @manosuavee]

@ronadhona23 u a fundamental right

[slumdogtrillionaire @manosuavee]

@gayaisonfiya these are the pigs that gave you swine flu

[slumdogtrillionaire @manosuavee]

would you rather:

your dad says he loves you and is proud of you

or

he doesn't ever ask you for an OTP for a week

[slumdogtrillionaire @manosuavee]

@gayaisonfiya pal pal jeena muhal...

[slumdogtrillionaire @manosuavee]

betichod is the all encompassing alpha gaali, it covers been chad and Madar chod, basically all the daughters.

you think when accha din come comes we'll have #papachod #bhaichod and #betachod as regular gaalis?

[slumdogtrillionaire @manosuavee]

this my friend maniks twitter, hacked by a Chinese telegram only fans bot. I wont report it, I'm happy about this. But I think you guys should report it.

[宿迁 @StrikerMD17]

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