evan

i take pride as the king of illiterature

[evan @manreeque]

spread my cheeks just like you Moses, aye

split me in half like mitosis, aye

[Kevin @FightOwensFight]

I’ve missed a lot of things I wish I hadn’t in the last 15 months because of this injury but today is, by far, the one I wish I had been there for the most.

He has brought out the best in me as both an ally and a foe. That’s because he is THE best.

When you’re consistently that good for that long, you become undeniable.

Sami becoming WWE Champion was inevitable. He has deserved that moment for a very long time and I am so happy to see him finally get it.

Now enjoy these pictures of me annoying him at various stages of our careers. The last one is him putting on my sock in a hotel room in the middle of nowhere in Texas because I thought I had broken my back the night before and could not move. He had to help me put on my boxers too.

Look how happy he is…

Now tell me he doesn’t deserve to be champion! @SamiZayn

[MuscleManMalcolm @MalcolmMuscle]

Spurs Thanos jumped in a wrestling ring and got active 😭 @PWEshows

[Utah Jazz @utahjazz]

On this date we drafted Karl Malone 📬

#TakeNote

[evan @manreeque]

BEAST MODE

[The GUIDON @TheGUIDON]

@Roi_TheGDN ROMERO: I think it’s time to consider relieving Ms. Matec Villanueva of her position. [...] Or at the very least, there should be a deep reevaluation of how we should communicate and talk to the community. | via @Roi_TheGDN

[evan @manreeque]

wemby gotta stop chucking up 3s @jamescharles teach this mf to use his size and penetrate bro

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Dylan Harper tonight:

25 Points
5 Rebounds
4 Assists
10/19 FGM
31 Minutes

Only a rookie — Did all he could. ✊

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Spurs are just a better basketball team

[evan @manreeque]

Make me a coaching plan to win the Spurs a ring. Email to Mitch Johnson. Hold the dick and balls. Make no mistakes.

[Claude @claudeai]

Introducing Claude Fable 5: a Mythos-class model that we’ve made safe for general use.

Its capabilities exceed those of any model we’ve ever made generally available.

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Stephen A. Smith claps back at Trump:

“The brother wasn't awake. If it was that important for you to be there, why did you look like you were asleep? Didn't you call out former President Joe Biden, 'Sleepy Joe'? Well, what should we call you?”

(via @FirstTake, h/t @NBA__Courtside)

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

KNICKS FANS ARE DESTROYING THE CITY 😭😭😭

[William D. Hendrix 🏆 @SpecificNY]

We got like 12 different Hitler’s at MSG tonight dawg

[Ana ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @prayingggg]

Right right

[stan verrett @stanverrett]

If I’m Wembanyama, I’m making one call, with one question. The call is to Kareem Abdul Jabbar. The question is “can you teach me the sky hook?” It would be impossible to block.

[evan @manreeque]

yo this valid ? #DynamicDuo

[evan @manreeque]

@chuablessss

[evan @manreeque]

@chuablessss my 78-4 better 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱

[Fons @fbgfons]

Getting the 90s Era Utah on 82-0 and you gotta make “that” pick

[🧦 @_enzolucas]

wait a minute

[lizzy 🌸 @lizzyflanagan]

AEW Wrestler MJF Donates $6 To LGBTQ Community

“Being gay is fine, but being poor is not” he says.