spooky jessica

2/3 alien from outer space, 1/3 a goofus on the roofus

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

@WhiteHouse this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.

[Warfare Analysis @warfareanalysis]

Journalist Anas al-Sharif won’t be around to announce the ceasefire as he did the last time,

because Israel assassinated him along with more than 260 other journalists.

[Laura N. Rodríguez Presa @LAURA_N_ROD]

A federal agent points a weapon at a woman who was recording them.

Jess, a U.S. citizen and member of a neighborhood patrol team that documents and shares ICE activity across the city, was filming when the incident occurred earlier today in the Berwyn area.

[joseph.eth @josephdelong]

We live in the ruins of a once great society

[cole @juul_survivor]

Me talking to the worm that drives the apple in Busytown about Richard Scarry

[sowa @sevariia]

Me drunk in my bathroom at 4 am for some reason:

[Mütter Museum @MutterMuseum]

Join the @wagnerinstitute and The Mütter Museum and Historical Medical Library in learning about anatomical structures, how the study of anatomy has developed since the 19th century, and the vital role museums and their collections play in advancing scientific knowledge.

[tom stakes @tomstakes]

This is the craziest piece of cinema I’ve ever seen in my entire life 🤯🤯

[Devan Kaney @Devan_Kaney]

In AJ Brown’s postgame presser he said they won the Super Bowl for Philly, and that he had a special visit to make when he got back.

That visit was to CHOP to see Andre Howard III, who was hit in the head with debris while protecting his sister following the plane crash in NE Philly 💚

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Elon Musk: "There's a limestone mine where we store all the retirement paperwork. You look at this picture of this mine, this mine looks like something out of the '50s because it was started in 1955. It's like a time warp. And then the limiting factor is the speed at which the mineshaft elevator can move ... "

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

guy with a literal "relationships with teenage girls" section on Wikipedia didn't like Kendrick Lamar

what a surprise

[HeyJupiter @ShesKindaALot]

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”

[spooky jessica @manscrewdat]

It’s snowing, I’m on the bus about to buy Christmas presents, and the bus driver held up traffic when he saw me running from a block away ❤️ all is well

[spooky jessica @manscrewdat]

I’m not leaving but my Bluesky is: https://t.co/8xrTOJHeKQ

[Meagan Visage 🧅 @themeagan]

@muntazer_zaidi happy belated!

[sanswant @royal_bobby24]

@PopCrave Luigi Mangione’s last quote he liked on Goodreads, bro had enough

[spooky jessica @manscrewdat]

If you wanna drive recklessly just become a bus driver tha fuck I love them they can do whatever they want