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eao | she/her | straight edge commie | arts, humanities and baix llobregat supremacy

[mase @mansemosca]

ojalá haber nacido en la europa del siglo XIV para morir prematuramente de peste bubónica a los 17

[َ @gffyoq]

please don't flirt with me, i fuck really good, i'm clingy and i'm crazy.

[ther @therraplanista]

m explota el corazón

[YourFairyQuadMother 🧚🏾🏋🏾‍♀️ @Tresfantastic]

I have to be hot and sexy for life now. It’s what Dolly and Tim would have wanted.

[n²⁸ @onlythesunflwr]

they're like the little angel and devil on your shoulders guiding you through life

[𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖈𝖔𝖘 📘🦷🔼 @Homievulgaris]

Dolly Parton was the patron saint of good gays, who fall in love, adopt kids, and see beauty in everything.
Tim Curry was the patron saint of evil bisexuals like me, who love oil and grime, scary clowns, and communism.

[Seth 🐀 @mixsethaddams]

Tits out for Dolly, buldges out for Tim.

[mia ! @ucanthandlemiax]

dolly parton maxxing by being the nicest person you’ll ever meet with the biggest juiciest rack

[GOATyarzabal @GOATyarzabal]

Puedo con los dos

[MOAN-A LISA🧝🏽‍♀️ @iamYoungNic_17]

“Whose pussy is this” under capitalism you will own nothing and be happy.

[Anubis @eduantao]

como pode uma pessoa tao engraçada (eu) ter tantos episódios depressivos assim

[borges @desculpamalala]

“que rabão” eu também sou uma ótima companhia
“sua pica é enorme” minha inteligência também é
“que peitos grandes” também tenho personalidade
as vezes cansa.

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

Be so completely yourself that no one is attracted to you or wants to employ you

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine.

[shar @2000AND4EVR]

at work creating a slow-paced environment, decreasing shareholder value and radicalising my peers

[johnny drama @riphamish]

It must feel so good to be a British guy with veneers saying “IBEEFA”

[manuel @manwelllb_]

genuinely feel out of place everywhere I go

[coy🫒🇸🇾 @decenteringlove]

Next person to sweet talk me then act like im nothing is getting shot on sight

[Sophia @kaliyugacowgirl]

first date idea