Allison 🪐

Mostly, just let people like stuff. She/her. 🌈

[Allison 🪐 @manshorts]

👀👀

https://t.co/6h7B3DCHrt

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

before and after learning the shooter was a cisgender white man

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

Every motherfucking thing this gentleman said. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👇

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

You expect fascism to be angry and hateful but nobody prepares you for just how whiny it is

[dennis @dennismacelroy]

prime numbers are so cunty wdym youre only divisible by yourself diva

[raelee @forthewrongteam]

what a weird creep

[Mattea Roach @mattearoach]

Look it’s an incredibly bleak day for the nation and in a further act of American aggression, Jeopardy is pitting two of Canada’s sweethearts against each other in a fight to the death. Who will come out on top?? Check your local listings

[Layne Morgan @laynemorgan]

Zero shade to Jac who writes some really good stuff and I respect tremendously. But can we go back to perhaps TV shows written by TV writers who loves TV shows and want to make TV shows?

[Allison 🪐 @manshorts]

@roseaaann Kudos to you for spreading the good news to the people!! 😄

[Allison 🪐 @manshorts]

@roseaaann Maybe they gotta try the mini ones. The chewiness of a stale mini-marshmallow is so satisfying.

[m @bigllittlelies]

another golden globes without them whats the point no one can get these reactions from the crowd anymore

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH THEY ATE THIS UP SO BAD😭😭😭

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

When you forget to switch to your burner account

[Tim Popp, Six, Squish, Uh uh... @popphits]

Martha May, is it true that you were his friend?

Yes. I mean I did know him.. that is our paths did cross at school.

[Ashley Feinberg (ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social) @ashleyfeinberg]

lmao imagine how annoyed he must have been that it took the cops three entire days to find the extremely good joke he left specifically for them

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

It takes 5 seconds on google to learn that the ACLU receives no government funding.

The D.O.G.E. is off to a great start!

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i feel like part of what wicked asks us to do is not make sweeping generalizations about people being “good” or “bad,” but acknowledge that we are all capable of making good and bad decisions with implications bigger than ourselves

[DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 @DreamLeaf5]

That’s so on brand, an American shooting their national bird in the face

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

🎯🎯🎯🎯

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Exactly