Jennifer Catties

I talk about my cats.

[Jennifer Catties @mansized]

Me: *going past governor’s mansion*
My brain: don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
don’t do it
Me: “Owdee GuvNAH”
Manny: “THERE it is.”
🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[Jennifer Catties @mansized]

@dream_salad Space and time, if you can. My sister and I didn’t speak for over a month once, and it might have gone longer if my birthday wasn’t in the mix. She felt the need to get together for the occasion. I also wanted to shoot her into the sun.

[Jennifer Catties @mansized]

@brenface Thank you for reminding me that my allergy medicine alarm is going to go off as I’m going back on-desk and I should take it now.

[Jennifer Catties @mansized]

I had to turn of the “time to stand up!” prompts on my watch because they didn’t offer a “sorry, I have cats on my lap” mute button option.

[Jennifer Catties @mansized]

@MattHelgeson The Doors came to me at a pinnacle time in my music appreciation age, where I was transitioning from the pop of my childhood to choosing my own tastes. I didn’t realize people didn’t like them until the Board. I still am a fan.

[Jennifer Catties @mansized]

Wait, what. We were played on The Current?

[The Current Playlist @currentplaylist]

7:09 Trash Catties - Lake Drive

[Jennifer Catties @mansized]

A company who provides basic domestic energy services shouldn’t have so much money they can name a stadium after them.

[Jennifer Catties @mansized]

Finding out being a librarian means that even if you don’t know something either, you need to learn it thirty seconds before you teach it to someone else, most of the time while they watch.

[Jennifer Catties @mansized]

@brenface They’ve been visiting the library in groups of 2-5.

[Jennifer Catties @mansized]

Don’t quote a podcast at me as an authoritative source. Give me their reference. I didn’t go to library school to trust Brad knows everything about quantum physics but has time to talk about it into a microphone weekly.

[Jennifer Catties @mansized]

@rexxraul I feel like they want the answer to be one but did a bad job articulating that.

[Jennifer Catties @mansized]

Amusing myself while on the service desk at the library reading google reviews of different library locations. Who reviews a library?

[Jennifer Catties @mansized]

Going from high-end retail to public libraries was the best choice. I feel 100% less compromised in my personal values on a daily basis. Helping someone find what they want is so much more rewarding.

[Jennifer Catties @mansized]

Any of you people who were complaining last night that there wasn’t enough snow can come plow my driveway.

[Jennifer Catties @mansized]

@dream_salad It was honestly the most rewarding part of that job, issuing all the gift certificates for fundraising events.

[Jennifer Catties @mansized]

@dream_salad Ask my old work! They give out $250 gift certificates (or at least they used to). Just fill out the form in the middle of this page: https://t.co/Puyf3TmkoB

[Jennifer Catties @mansized]

@dream_salad One of my very favorite Prince albums, said as a lifelong Prince fan.

[Jennifer Catties @mansized]

@brenface You can text me! I may reply with unpublished cat and/or library photos.

[Jennifer Catties @mansized]

@MattHelgeson We didn’t make the CRV jump from the Fit, we have an HR-V, which is between the two but thankfully has the AWD. I used to ask Manny to keep his amp in the Fit on snowy days so I could have the extra weight.