Colonel Manslaper

A colonel in the 21st Mounted Macaroons, drinks gin by the bottle, provides advice on military life and the human condition: most of which is drunken nonsense.

[Colonel Manslaper @manslaper]

. While you told lies about weapons of mass destruction and experts

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Pathetic little man. Helps fuel race riots to take the heat off the limited media probing into his crypto financing. Avoids anything but tame interviews which allow him to spout his slogans. Takes sides with a fascist South African tech bro also whipping up racial hatred against the elected PM of UK, the country he claims to love and wants to lead. Demands apologies for word slips on the BBC (which made him). Yet to apologise for the Brexit which has made British people financially worse off (not him though)

[Colonel Manslaper @manslaper]

. Or the two time lies that took us to war. Found any Weapons of mass destruction or dead experts

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

The real two-tier scandal in the UK is the relentless double standard approach of a media which lets one party leader get away with financial dodgery that would drive them into a frenzy if it involved someone their billionaire owners didn’t want in power because they believed in things like fairness and equality

[Colonel Manslaper @manslaper]

@MartinBuckby . I just don't see how you can believe that. Or are you being paid,

[Colonel Manslaper @manslaper]

@MartinBuckby @TheEnglishRebel . Rude as well.

[Colonel Manslaper @manslaper]

@MrBonMot . Just say, in the middle

[Colonel Manslaper @manslaper]

@MrBonMot . It took courage and a lot of lard.

[Colonel Manslaper @manslaper]

@timchap . The best thing to do is call a general election. But Labour are to cowardly

[Colonel Manslaper @manslaper]

@MrBonMot . The truth is you forgot the red jumper was in the wash with your white shirts.

[Colonel Manslaper @manslaper]

@AndrewHWestern . You mean Starmer can't stand anyone saying the truth

[Colonel Manslaper @manslaper]

@richardosefton . More Labour paid for posts.

[Colonel Manslaper @manslaper]

@Clainy6 . You won't reply, but are you being paid to say this

[Colonel Manslaper @manslaper]

. Always someone else's fault. Starmer is so blind he can't see what's going on. Or. He's deflecting...

News - Starmer accuses Musk of trying to whip up division over Henry Nowak murder
https://t.co/E3xitqBgzI

[Colonel Manslaper @manslaper]

@TedUrchin @UKLabour . A slice of toast. Cost, less than 1p. Surly they can deal with that.

[Colonel Manslaper @manslaper]

@MrBonMot . Just stand next to him and say very loudly, 'hay, are you ready for Morris to do that bum cheeks wax thing you like'

[Colonel Manslaper @manslaper]

@MrBonMot . The only woman who could burn gravy and it was stull cold.

[Burnside @BurnsideWasTosh]

Some might say this is performative but I think it sends an important message as Labour MPs show solidarity with the Nowak family.

Oh hang on this is for a foreign criminal arrested by foreign police in a foreign country. The jokes.

[Colonel Manslaper @manslaper]

@MikeTappTweets . All gaslighting
820,000 immigrants were let in. Stop it.

[Allison Pearson @AllisonPearson]

Henry Nowak’s father, Mark, was clear that Henry was the victim of two-tier policing.

White boy cuffed and not believed, left to die.
Brown man not cuffed even when under arrest and taken to the kitchen to choose food at the police station.

“The contrast is unbearable.”
Yes.