Manstusial

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[Delicious Tacos @Delicious_Tacos]

Since Hannah-Jones’ daughter left the impoverished school, grades and test scores have skyrocketed. Turns out she was a disruptive imbecile.

[Lee (Greater) @shortmagsmle]

Been watching some clips of Forrest Gump and it strikes me...you know the movie is from 30 years ago because back then a disabled white person could sit at a bus station and talk to strangers for 2 hours without being set on fire or decapitated by a migrant with 58 prior arrests

[Centrist Peater @centristpeater]

Downwardly-mobile graduate degree holders can’t get enough of Trader Joe’s

[Dingus Khan @VanDingus_]

“When do I get to meet her”

Mom, I fall in love with whores. You don’t get to meet any of them

[Jason Mustian (derogatory) @jasonmustian]

I’m sorry babe. I shouldn’t have dismissed you like that. Let’s definitely spend $246 going apple picking in 92 degree heat. I love you.

[Peatriot 🦅 @WheyPeat]

Left wing patronage networks: “oh you’re a Dominican drug addict sex offender? I have an NGO that finds people like you internships in Congress”

Right wing patronage networks: “you have an engineering degree from Stanford? Well my cousin is digging a ditch in Tulsa. $18/hr”

[Novus Ordo Enjoyer 🐓🇵🇷 @kingofthehood89]

Going to a Latina’s family event is a game of meeting her uncles and wondering which one of them did it

[Mopsus @hyphymudenjoyer]

I called my stripper gf my baby mama in front of black coworkers and they’ve since adopted me as one of their own. I’m in a group chat called “Rich Niggas LLC” which mainly consists of IG posts of thick oiled negresses and complaining about child support

[straight sodomite @micaiahfan]

favorite childhood game: locking my naked neighbor friend out in the snow at night and watching her shiver. then after she'd begged enough i would let her in and kiss her everywhere

[CENTAURO @Octavio_01]

Hoy una mujer me vió comprandole flores a mi novia y me dijo " donde encuentro uno como tú " y le dije aqui mismo, porque además de romántico también soy infiel.

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

“you were born with a silver spoon in your mouth ” Ummm all spoons are silver retard

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Jonah hill what’s upp you fat pussy! Loved your performance in War Dogs. Let’s slap box

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

No grandma the girls don’t think I’m handsome they think I’m retarded

[Gay Costanza @NigBaby69]

We’re gonna miss you, little jeet. Little bug. The voice, the hair, the entire look. Deport his entire extended family immediately. ❤️❤️❤️

[redrum @griffisu]

i told her i came from a toxic relationship and she started hugging me like im the victim

[Manstusial @manstusial]

@tenuousgrail @mann1911 @wigger Whom

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

I was .sitting and contemplating at the park and my ruminations were interrupted by birds and squirrels and all the little critters of the forest scurrying about and making their animal sounds,Thankfully kind brown gentlemen & his family of 12 came with speakers and scared them

[Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles]

No guys you don’t understand it’s only temporary they’re only going to stay until Haiti becomes a nice place to live

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

@jerseyfrost69 @emilykmay "He/they" you will not be able to satisfy my wife

[Delicious Tacos @Delicious_Tacos]

Every billboard: HEY MEXICANS- WANNA SUE SOMEBODY?