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you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly | @samantha_michh

[S @manthamich]

Can you imagine being universally known as the girl that has no remorse for fucking other girls boyfriends? Yikes.

[tara @xtvra]

joe biden dropping out of the race on the day of the love island season finale the attention seeking is crazy

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

just saw the mailman at somebody else’s house

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Hey sorry I didn’t respond my sock was kind of coming down my heel in my shoe and it was all I could think about

[we teach bottoms to shrink themselves @Chrissssssw]

we can tell

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

if these two men walked up to me on the street and asked me to do ANY activity with them, ANY, yahtzee, curling, threesome, I’d say yes

[MCU villain sympathizer who hates Costar @meezandthanks]

I’m still laughing at the fact that Tik Tok banned Tr*mp before he could ban Tik Tok 😭😭😭

[S @manthamich]

@brittanyzill I've rewatched it so many times I legit had this convo with my little sister the other day

[S @manthamich]

@brittanyzill It's been living in my head rent free since it was on tv 😂 why are we the same person

[Mattress @filthy_mattress]

When you see “Trump 2021” trending.

[char @chardonyay]

if you’re going to a party tonight fuck you

[Des 🌸 @babydesyadig]

Being a ride or die means staying with him if he has $5 dollars or $500 not when he cheats on you 10 times and you stay

[dais @theog_dc]

No negativity in 2021 unless it’s Covid or pregnancy tests

[S @manthamich]

I don't wanna hear any of you bitches that were out partying at clubs last night complain about corona virus ever again

[Honeeyy 🦋 @brixnnafaith]

Normalize talking highly about yourself

[S @manthamich]

Putting on a mask while wearing hoop earrings is an extreme sport

[LITTLE JOHNNY @JayHitUp]

The $29 flights to Vegas leaving Miami

[Andres @andrelacus]

@mbertweets So my dog?