Samantha Yannucci

an urban planner, tortured by her illusive experiences of living in Europe, pushes an inconvenient quality-of-life agenda through her work in the US.

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Do you think the narrative around transportation equity would change if we stopped calling people who walk "pedestrians" and just call them "people"?

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Doctor's receptionist: Hi Samantha, we're just calling to let you know your grandmother is ready.

Me: Tell her I died.

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@sm0keyqtz @homicidaltrance fr! 10/10

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I'd say Lenny Kravitz is aging like fine wine but he still grape juice.

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What are people calling non-electric bikes these days? Because I just saw someone non-ironically refer to them as "meat bikes" and I literally can't.

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@natemarshallNIL @BikeThisCity @denverpost It's hectic that for $50 a year, you can wreak havoc on city streets, shit on public and environmental health, and post up an enormous, heat- and responsibility-reflecting metal box on public property with no obvious penalty.

That's the deal of the century.

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@Barsky42 @MichaelLeoM @ABetterOttawa Math is not so basic when it comes to human behavior. See "induced demand" babes.

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Literally the last thing I'm wondering when I'm grating cheese into my mouth is, "is this low carb?"

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Older men have no conversational foreplay. You can't even take a walk, shop for groceries, or sit in your own front yard without getting am earful these days. Idk if this is a post-pandemic or exposure thing, but why didn't the #MeToo movement cover this? Thoughts?

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If someone sees my dog can you tell her I need my ear buds from her backpack thanks

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When you start cleaning and it's like, well... this is my day now.

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@stan1m1r @InternetH0F Chemistry. Khan Academy.

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Summer walks in an Ohio forest is just hoping you make it home without contracting West Nile.

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@Culture_Crit Confused. Take that bad attitude outside the gallery thnx ✋️

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@AndrewIltis @DenBicycleLobby Alas! Can't wait to get back to Denver and ride the shit out of 17th.

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@Culture_Crit Accessibility standards.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Baby got back

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A small study revealed that the number of times the phrase, "sweetie, don't bite the bee" is spoken is positively correlated with the number of flowers in the direct vicinity of one dog.

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@korealaska Like they're watching traffic at the theater.