Sam

Dry humor & sarcastic- what else do you need in your life

[Sam @manthasaay]

@xo_nataliev Congrats!! That’s amazing🎉🥳

[healthcare ninja possum @krisis86]

“what does your tattoo mean?” it means I’m the most disappointing of the grandchildren next question

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

so did anyone else know that there was a massive pool noodle battle planned between all the people named Josh today that was ultimately won by a 5-year old named Josh who was crowned The Supreme Josh or was I just supposed to find this out on my own

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

me, being my own therapist

[SEDONA @sedonaprince_]

Let me put it on Twitter too cause this needs the attention

[FK. @fkabudu]

Oprah clarifying every single statement for maximum tea😂😂

Meg: xyz

O: X Y Z???

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

The Republican Party, in two tweets.

[DES @331DES]

Gov. Greg Abbott: “It is now time to open Texas 100%, no masks”

the world:

[Sam @manthasaay]

@Raechalina I’m in this boat but with my grandma. She rings her bell for an hour straight to wake me up at 3,4,6, or 7 just to go to the bathroom😫 Something about learned behavior. When you respond every time they call unfortunately it just tells them they can get your attention whenever

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

Betsy DeVos has resigned leaving no one at the helm of the Department Of Education, which is a vast improvement from the last four years.

[Pablo Iglesias Maurer @MLSist]

easily the best photoshop i've seen all week

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Trump got the whole 2020 experience
Got covid, got fired, got evicted

[Sam @manthasaay]

@Raechalina Lmao right?!!

[Sam @manthasaay]

All the Trump supporters on my Facebook right now are either one or the other🙄

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

What America leads in:

#1: Covid-19 cases
#1: Medical debt
#1: Prescription drug prices
#1: Deaths from lack of insurance
#1: Student debt
#1: Prisoners
#1: Gun violence
#1: Military spending
#1: Trade deficit
#1: Billionaires

We need to change our national priorities.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Just to be clear: there is nothing “pro-life” about denying people comprehensive sexual education, making birth control harder to access, forcing others to give birth against their will, and stripping them of healthcare and food assistance afterwards.

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

how’d that work out for you https://t.co/nETWuYXhR0

[Sam @manthasaay]

Me: *trying to participate in Zoom class*
Me: *gets talked over every time I unmute myself*

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Donald Trump is the worst president we've ever had.

[Ed Markey @EdMarkey]

Donald Trump won't condemn white supremacists because he is one.