Mei

I do not want to be on this godawful fucking website

[Mei @mantismonday]

@VerbReq People are hopelessly attracted to the hypnotic movements of my tongue. Documented phenomenon

[Mei @mantismonday]

Science fact: sometimes when the human brain perceives an incredibly attractive man, it fires off “angry” signals. This is why people are trying to hunt me down and kill me always

[Pukicho @pukicho]

I intend to pour resin over everything so nothing ever changes again

[Mei @mantismonday]

The vampires like my post.

[Mei @mantismonday]

Vampire post: blood. Haha isn’t that relateable

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

i'm very good at pretending to be pathetic and groveling from all my years of experience being pathetic and groveling.

[Errai @errai]

Showing my barber an infrared photo of him sleeping in his bed

[Mei @mantismonday]

You’re all so fucking annoying. I can’t stand a single one of you. Pisses me the fuck off. Genuinely cannot wait to be rid of the lot of you. Happy #mantismonday

[カマキリにかじられる人 @kitakitagodasu]

そろそろハラビロカマキリ、不足してくる季節ですね？
供給しておきます！

[カマキリにかじられる人 @kitakitagodasu]

パパのつばさ君も怖がる、立派な女の子になったね♥
おこげちゃん！

[Mei @mantismonday]

@heavenlydio Lots of enemies

[Mei @mantismonday]

If I were an animal I think I’d be a trout

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

i just found a mysterious sphere in my eye socket

[Mei @mantismonday]

Haha. Fuck you. #nothingmonday Piece of shit

[Mei @mantismonday]

Cancelling #mantismonday next week because my Stand is a little prick who deserves nothing

[Mei @mantismonday]

We fixed evehrting and it’s all thanks to Me

[Mei @mantismonday]

Happy #mantismonday. Sleep with your mouth open tonight for a fun surprise

[Mei @mantismonday]

I like to keep a list of expert swordsmen on hand at all times in case my knife gets mad at me and I have to take it for combat walkies

[Mei @mantismonday]

All of it will be gone one day. #mantismonday

[CIDER @M_religiosa]

美しいね