mark whyment

man united fan, poker shark, ufc fanatic, dad to 2 gorgeous girls

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State of haaland he looks like a baddie out of die hard

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I swear martinez is shrinking he looks smaller every week he looks like a fucking subbuteo player and a shit one at that

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Getting beat off a team that sounds like a star wars character

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Liam gallagher sounds like a council estate pub karaoke pisshead

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The wage bill for this lot and they couldnt fimish a wank off

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Not been on ere for months but just want to say ten hag should sack himself now fucking embarrasing

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Varane is starting to look like he has full blown rickets hes starting to walk like someones sewn his knees together

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Another big game about to be ruined by lucy wards fucking polio riddled voice

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I swear to god harry maguire has now got that much water on his brain u could fill a sports direct cup with it

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Sky need to have a major clearout the commentary on this game tonite is hideous esp the female one waffling shit in that disgusting voice, shes making me fucking sick

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Peter walton sat in his little room noncing on 2 german girls by look of it

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First game a var decision like that this is gonna be a fuckin farce

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@nocontextfooty Fair enough with brady and ali but the only way america gets a top 5 shutout is the top 5 barbecuers u fucking fat slobs

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Rashfords a lazy cunt,joggin about tryin to look busy,hes been awful tonite a simple pass is too much effort

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Shaw not allowed to start whilst united are in this kit as its a copyrite infringement to slazenger tennis balls

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At least they can blame this on the green kit

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Dear me de gea

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Soccer saturday is so shit now bar jeff and clinton morrison the rest are awful,jamie mackie talks utter shite dawson doesnt shut the fuck up,sue smith has ice cream for hair and lee hendrie looks like a man dressed as sue smith

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The seville litter pickers will be injecting redbull into their veins ready for tommorow mornings shift