Manu Mauji

Carefully careless !

[Abhishek @AbhishBanerj]

Heat wave in Europe is being reported as news

Few weeks ago, heat wave in India was reported as Modi's fault.

[Abhishek @AbhishBanerj]

Incredible!

Remember Newslaundry was laughing when people were dying in bomb attacks under TMC rule?

But now that people are throwing eggs at TMC, the folks at Newslaundry are so upset

Finally Newslaundry realized that violence is not funny? Good...

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Not inviting Pakistan for the MoU signing ceremony in Switzerland was totally a master-servant move.

Naukar ko kaun le jaata hai saath me Switzerland. 😭

[Ge(r)ms of Bollywood बॉलीवुड के रत्न @GemsOfBollywood]

In Raakh, halos of honesty and moral superiority are conveniently awarded to characters named 'Murtaza', 'Saleem' and 'Nisar'.

Meanwhile, a hawaldar named Mishra is crafted to be lazy and incompetent.

Observe how Urduwood's celebrated 'creative liberty' engineers its scripts to decide who gets the virtue and who gets the vice.

[Tejasvi Surya @Tejasvi_Surya]

Bengaluru is paying the price for Congress' contractor-driven, car-centric urban planning.

BMRCL has dropped the Veterinary College station from Phase 3A of the Red Line, citing "low ridership." Their own DPR proves otherwise. The veterinary college is removed to accommodate the Short Tunnel Project - a clearly unplanned and ill considered move.

The DPR projects 18,303 daily boardings at Veterinary College by 2031 - higher than several proposed stations and even higher than Sarjapura, the line's originating station. First planned as an underground station, then converted to elevated, and now removed altogether - all to accommodate the Short Tunnel Road project. The DPR further projects peak demand of 24,000 passengers per hour per direction by 2033, with over 8 lakh daily commuters expected on the corridor. In contrast, the proposed car-only tunnel is designed for just 6,500 vehicles per direction.

The escalating cost of the project is a result of construction delays and the loss of nearly two years due to confusion created by the tunnel road proposal. Now, instead of taking responsibility for these delays, BMRCL is using them as a justification to remove the Veterinary College station.

A station for thousands removed to accommodate a tunnel for perpetuating car dependency. This is not urban planning; it's contractor-driven governance.

Empowering BMLTA is the key to making sound urban mobility decisions.

Bengaluru deserves better. Urge the new Bengaluru Development Minister @krishnabgowda to take decisions in the interest of citizens.

[Abhishek @AbhishBanerj]

I genuinely want to understand

Lakhs of Indians work in the Middle East

Indian workers died in Iranian drone and missile strikes in Saudi Arabia or Kuwait

Back then, Indian liberals were lining up to donate gold to Iran...

Why?

[Abhishek @AbhishBanerj]

India's per capita GDP as % of the world

1950s: 18%

1991: 6%

It takes real "vision" to rule so badly that you make the country 3 times poorer than it was under colonial rule!

That's Nehruvian socialism...

[Abhishek @AbhishBanerj]

This is liberal intellectualism!

What is Cong biggest achievement ~50 years rule?

Removing hunger? NO!

Cong biggest achievement is getting PM Modi to remove hunger 😂

Watch Modi explain this thinking of liberals in perfect style while campaigning in Jhansi (2013)

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

The moment you put on the 2nd strap of a bag on your 2nd shoulder you immediately lose the perception of your net worth by Indians by 75%. 😭

[Abhishek @AbhishBanerj]

Baap re!

Tavleen Singh admits Modi has done very well on infrastructure

Then she adds, "Anyone can build a road..."

Anyone can build a road ... peak intellectualism...

[Ambani 2.0 @ambani2_]

Anti nationals use same dialogue

Pick detailing by Aditya Dhar 💪

[Prajval Prince @prajvalprince]

Old Airport Road is already choking under underpass construction. Today, traffic was completely halted for nearly 30 minutes due to the Governor’s movement. A man carrying his pregnant wife was stuck in the gridlock. When will public convenience matter as much as VIP convenience?

[Manu Mauji @manusri1985]

@AbhishBanerj @sandygrains Yoga! This is hilarious

[Manu Mauji @manusri1985]

@Being_Humor @ravish_journo hahahahaha!!

[Keh Ke Peheno @coolfunnytshirt]

This woke theatre activist Helle Lyng @HelleLyngSvends, who also calls herself journalist, found herself making bland word salad and blabbering just anything except answering to some basic questions asked by @gauried!

[The Cross Check @The_CrossCheck]

Varun grover is the most illogical comedian ever …

[lolflix @lolflix_]

Compromised PM Rajiv Gandhυ released Bhopal gas tragedy mοnster Warren Anderson on US pressure

[Sam⋆☕︎ @Abhivridhi_Vani]

He looks like those kids who cosplay adults in flipkart ads

[Yo Yo Funny Singh @moronhumor]

This chutiya says “Desh tumhe hi bachana hai”

Of course BKL .. Modi is just an Indian like 1.4 Billion of us.

Har baar Desh hum Bharatiyon ko hi bachana hai, akele Modi ko nahi !!

Aliens nahi aayenge desh bachane chutiye !!

[Abhishek @AbhishBanerj]

Narratives in India are so fake

Nehru, Indira, Rajiv collapsed our economy from 6th to 12th rank

They all got Bharat Ratna

PM Modi dragged India up from 10th to 6th

He only got gaali galauj

Now wait for some illiterate liberal to call this graphic as Whatsapp University